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JoesUpdates

  1. 20 carrots later and my least favorite veggie is starting to become a bit yummy.
  2. I'm a hot lesbian.
  3. I'm going to buy a big bed and invite all my friends to sleep on it with me.
  4. I just took a body shot off of Dora the Explorer.
  5. Electric Sky Milla | Format: MP3 Download amazon.com/dp/B0083VE10I/… via @amazon
  6. Empty haus. Except for Erin Moller. twitpic.com/9mkmd3
  7. 2 Minutes till' the house opens!
  8. I loathe sleep. Therefore I'm renouncing the slothful like process this week. I have too much to do and so little time.
  9. I am renouncing sleep this week. I have to much to do. Very little time
  10. That last tweet was a quote from Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. I'm a law abiding citizen. I love America.
  11. I kind of want to break a law or two tonight.
  12. When someone's voice can send shivers down my body, I decide that I like them.
  13. I ran 25 something miles yesterday. It's like whatever.
  14. I'm about to do a speech at PDHS 2012's Alumni Reunion on behalf of the Compass Theatre Acting Company! Go Aztecs! Break a leg!
  15. Where is my reality show?
  16. Jennifer Lopez is sexy. I'd swim with her.
  17. Going hard at the gym, it's like whatever.
  18. Online nightmare right now. I thought I was going to die.
  19. I'm done with the "Sucky Ass Test".
  20. If I can't make a Veggie Vodka Smoothie, there is no way in hell I'm going to get my daily veggies.