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  1. RT @hotdogsladies: Weird how people who treat humans as gods are always the most disappointed when they turn out to be human And, appa ... ...
  2. When British people are feeling compulsive, they will say, "I'm feeling randy". Well stop it British people, he doesn't like it.
  3. Fun Fact: In Pandora, if you make a station based on "The Urge" It pretty much plays every great song from the mid 90's on.
  4. can't we all just take this whole Tiger incident for what it is? A safety advertisement for the Cadillac Escalade.
  5. Pandora Station for this week: John Scofield.
  6. Torture is turning on the radio to see what traffic is like, only for a Santana guitar solo to start. There goes ten minutes.
  7. If you use Pandora, type in Bill Evans, and hit play. If you don't, sign up for it at pandora.com, type in Bill Evans and hit play.
  8. Yeah, the Knicks need a guy who shoots 20 for 100 every game. Iverson should be a great fit...
  9. Late Night Tacos Doritos. Is it heaven or is it hell? Trick Question, the answer is purgatory.
  10. Fun Fact: Pleasing your boss only requires having Outlook or an Excel spreadsheet on your screen. It doesn't matter if you're using either.
  11. Central PA Jazz Musicians! Jazz Among Friends is a monthly open jam session and all are welcome! Contact me if you are Interested!
  12. Best part of Jury Duty? When the lady up front tells the men to go to the restaurant with the chicken. Because men love chicken.
  13. @MatthewBerryTMR So when will all you fantasy gurus wake up and realize Chris Johnson is the new #1 fantasy back?
  14. @MatthewBerryTMR I'm not a Philip Rivers Supporter, but he sure threw up a stinker today. Bastard blew my undefeated season!
  15. Based on my studies of the AA group that meets next door to my apartment, Alcoholics prefer to stand where cars drive most often.
  16. RIP Geocities. The smoking skull animated gif won't be the same without you.
  17. A mid-life crisis guy "blowing" by me going 70 in his "awesome" Mustang is the harsh reality of a Cialis commercial.
  18. pro tip: Placing a can of Dr. Pepper on a turntable instantly makes you as talented as Dr. Dre
  19. r.i.p. Helix. You were an awesome dog.
  20. So MC Hammer was they guy who finally got Crabtree to sign with the 49ers? Really? Way to go Hammer.