JoelHarley
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Comic Review: MY FRIEND DAHMER
11:55 AM May 28th
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DVD Review: THE SMURFS - THE SMURFIC GAMES AND OTHER FAVOURITE SPORTING EPISODES
3:52 PM May 27th
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Everyone watching the needs to stay tuned afterwards in order to watch WILLIAM BLOODY SHATNER on HIGNFY. TV gold.
1:36 PM May 27th
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@ Great job with the dude. Had a lot of fun with your questions. Cheers!
1:35 PM May 27th
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in reply to DrunkonVHS
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Q10. I work in retail. I'm used to hordes of staggering, smelly morons.
1:28 PM May 27th
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A9. Rob schnieder and the rest of the Happy Madison group would be a fun group of Zombies...to burn in a pile
1:20 PM May 27th
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Q9. Justin Beiber. I can see his re-animated corpse being kidnapped by Beliebers and kept as a sex pet, like the plot of 'Deadgirl'.
1:20 PM May 27th
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Q8. More recently, Bong of the Dead was shite and so was Stag Party of the Dead. Fuck off with the slackers fighting zombies already.
1:09 PM May 27th
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Q8. The half of Uwe Boll's 'House of the Dead' adaptation that I saw.
1:08 PM May 27th
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Hum, how depressed do I want to be? 'The Lovely Bones' on C4 or 'The Road' on BBC2. Paedophilia or dead dads. Decisions decisions.
1:01 PM May 27th
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Q7. All of 'Burial Ground: Nights of Terror'.
12:57 PM May 27th
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Q6. No more Shaun of the Dead 'Slackers vs Zombies' bollocks. Please.
12:52 PM May 27th
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Mrs. Brown's Boys wins a BAFTA but The Fades can't get a second series. What.
12:44 PM May 27th
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Q5. I don't know how many more no-budget zombie flicks I can suffer through. But if it's well made and has something to say, hells no.
12:41 PM May 27th
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Q4. Also, Italy has this (the original Brick from 'The Middle').
12:38 PM May 27th
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Q4. Most likely Italy, because they do the crazy shit like fighting a shark and that terrible one with the zombies vs cannibals.
12:32 PM May 27th
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Q3. Depending on my mood, Dawn of the Dead or Shaun of the Dead. If I'm drunk: Braindead.
12:19 PM May 27th
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Q2. Anything with slow zombies and a chainsaw, and I'm putty.
12:12 PM May 27th
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Q1. No. They're dead.
(Although sprinty zombies can be fun, in an easy adrenaline kinda way).
12:03 PM May 27th
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Simon Cowell's money and your hormones.
3:47 AM May 27th
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- Name Joel Harley
- Location Birmingham
- Web http://porkhead.b...
- Bio Grumpy writer, film fanatic, bit-part reviewer at @HorrorTalk & @STARBURST_MAG, stupid shit and rubbish layabout. Now twatting on twitter or (t)whatever.
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