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joevelouria

My favorite hardcore band was You’re A Nation. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
The homophobe that wouldn't give his baby boy a pacifier because they look like tiny penises... Fuck him. about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
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@sondeera splurged at hi-time wine cellars. instagr.am/p/LHS_7cyHyc/ 7:54 PM May 26th via Instagram
@mocoddle Well, from here we'll either be moving to Colorado or Portland. Maybe we'll hang out for real some day. @Sondeera 11:02 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mocoddle
@mocoddle was I silent long enough to freak you out? Yes. 2 year old pee. You should see our bathroom right now. 8:05 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mocoddle
@mocoddle @Sondeera @theleanover You're so awesome! Thanks! 7:45 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to mocoddle
Just got piss smeared on my face. This has to count for some scavenger hunt somewhere, right? 7:37 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
Ghetto_Trophy Yet another reason why Batman is better than Superman - You just know it'd be easier to find hookers & Cocaine in Gotham City vs Metropolis 1:53 AM May 19th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by joevelouria and 19 others
@RobertHSims Time to sign up for blogspot. :( 7:22 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to RobertHSims
DadBeard Sometimes I wish my brain were more Gorilla Biscuits and less Black Flag. 5:51 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by joevelouria and 4 others
DadBeard Yeah, you could say I study Theology *straightens homemade Gordon Gartrell shirt, conceals infected ear piercing* 1:52 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by joevelouria and 1 other
I hate when grammar nazis burn "t"s. 4:24 PM May 25th via web
jerryrenek Ordering me some new chromosomes on the Internet. 4:01 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by joevelouria and 1 other
lianamaeby Do you guys think Hello Kitty grew up and was like, "Um, it's Salutations Cat"? 4:00 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by joevelouria and 32 others
@ryankresse YES. 2:38 PM May 25th via web in reply to ryankresse
OH SHIT. DOES THIS MEAN I'M A PARENT BLOGGER? 2:35 PM May 25th via web
@rolandthecat She's a funny one! 2:32 PM May 25th via web in reply to rolandthecat
Yay! I (and I guess my daughter) made a Huffington Post thingy. The Week's Best Parenting Tweets huff.to/LvocQ8 via @HuffPostParents 2:25 PM May 25th via Tweet Button

Name Quick Joey Small
Location Santa Ana, California
Web http://bit.ly/KYrL52
Bio The synecdochical representation of peace on earth. I love love love @Sondeera. Editor-in-Chief of @DASHjournal.