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JoeTortuga

  1. My next band is called "Statistically Indistinguishable from Zero"
  2. @CorvusE Can I dance, if I want to?
  3. @shonrichards The first half of Co-Ed Lesbian Sluts #15 is all porn flashbacks to establish character motivation.
  4. Do you know where your towel is?
  5. @shonrichards @d_whiteplume @koboldstyle Nevertheless, I suspect Feng Shui might allow for that (not sure, I really don't know the genre)
  6. "armor piercing crossbow bolt" is probably redundant.
  7. @shonrichards @d_whiteplume @koboldstyle armor piercing exploding crossbow bolts; to fuck shit up from a distance.
  8. "Bigger Harder Thicker Longer" from spam sounds like a Daft Punk Viagra ad.
  9. @d_whiteplume @koboldstyle @shonrichards @tenebrouskate of course, the dungeon will be just on long SHAFT, amirite?
  10. @tinysubversions @q0rt Congrats!
  11. @aandnota don't you love how brand new installs need patching?
  12. @Fake_Dispatch That's what restraining orders are for, I guess
  13. ICO would make a better movie, I think. Truer to the source material, anyway.
  14. @d_whiteplume @Joessam How to play AD&D, by my history. #old
  15. Looks cool! RT @deirdrakiai: Oh, and @grumpygamer's new thing looks awesome and I can't wait to play it. grumpygamer.com/6386281
  16. When I heard the name of @grumpygamer's new game,I thought it was going to be about shadow puppets.
  17. @shonrichards I've yet to use integral calculus for anything. Derivatives,yes. Linear algebra, some. Trig even, but not Integral calculus.
  18. @ClairAsbridge FYI: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_pie
  19. @ClairAsbridge @d_whiteplume Also, my grandfather used to do announcing for little league baseball teams and he'd always say it that way
  20. @ClairAsbridge @d_whiteplume It's a food from my native land, North Carolina