JoeTheDough
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@ The Radio Times has whatever the weekly magazine equivalent of papal infallibility is. Little known fact.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
in reply to MrMichaelSpicer
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@ Congrats on being awared Best Website Ever, btw.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to MrMichaelSpicer
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@ ...the ridiculous following the sublime.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to iamamro
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@ Friday afternoons used to be my favourite when News At One would be followed by the Radio 4 equiv of Points Of View.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
in reply to iamamro
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@ amen
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
in reply to iamamro
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If you're going to die at the hands of a pleb on a zebra crossing, you can take solace in his contrite hand positioning.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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Best one yet: car drives through zebra crossing as @ and I are halfway across; takes both hands off wheel in 'whoops' gesture
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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You know it's going to be a good week when the resource meeting starts with acknowledgement of the inevitable heat death of the universe.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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I accidentally locked all my keychains. PASSWORD PROTECT ALL THE THINGS.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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And here endeth the insight.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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Blair's been in the garden.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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@ Has happened to me three times, I reckon.
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
in reply to mitchellrj
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@ The rich and privileged who use the tools of state against the righteous. As usual.
about 6 hours ago
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from York, York
in reply to Eliza
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@ Whitstable, actually. But appreciated nonetheless.
about 6 hours ago
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from York, York
in reply to simonwheatley
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ACTUAL ASSCLOWNS.
about 7 hours ago
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from Leeds, Leeds
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People of earth. Assclowns are putting my little sister through hell this week. If you have thoughts, please spare some for her & family.
about 7 hours ago
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from Leeds, Leeds
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@ No. This man is equivalent in weight to approximately 5 yous.
about 7 hours ago
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from Kirklees, Kirklees
in reply to technicalfault
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Like this fat, tracksuited fuck opposite me isn’t already fighting a losing battle with irony. “Been for a run, is it?” I ask between gags.
about 7 hours ago
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from Kirklees, Kirklees
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Hey I just met and you this is crazy but I think I can smell your gisp.
about 7 hours ago
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from Kirklees, Kirklees
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Awoken by geese.
about 14 hours ago
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from Manchester, Manchester
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