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JoeTheDough

  1. @MrMichaelSpicer The Radio Times has whatever the weekly magazine equivalent of papal infallibility is. Little known fact.
  2. @MrMichaelSpicer Congrats on being awared Best Website Ever, btw.
  3. @iamamro ...the ridiculous following the sublime.
  4. @iamamro Friday afternoons used to be my favourite when News At One would be followed by the Radio 4 equiv of Points Of View.
  5. @iamamro amen
  6. If you're going to die at the hands of a pleb on a zebra crossing, you can take solace in his contrite hand positioning.
  7. You know it's going to be a good week when the resource meeting starts with acknowledgement of the inevitable heat death of the universe.
  8. I accidentally locked all my keychains. PASSWORD PROTECT ALL THE THINGS.
  9. And here endeth the insight.
  10. Blair's been in the garden. #leveson
  11. @mitchellrj Has happened to me three times, I reckon.
  12. @Eliza The rich and privileged who use the tools of state against the righteous. As usual.
  13. @simonwheatley Whitstable, actually. But appreciated nonetheless.
  14. ACTUAL ASSCLOWNS.
  15. People of earth. Assclowns are putting my little sister through hell this week. If you have thoughts, please spare some for her & family.
  16. @technicalfault No. This man is equivalent in weight to approximately 5 yous.
  17. Like this fat, tracksuited fuck opposite me isn’t already fighting a losing battle with irony. “Been for a run, is it?” I ask between gags.
  18. Hey I just met and you this is crazy but I think I can smell your gisp.
  19. Awoken by geese.