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JoeTetreault

@JW_Dallas It's about time. And out of Orlando, we sing Sayonara to Stan Van 6:02 PM May 21st via web in reply to JW_Dallas
@Kevin_Goldstein barnes gave up a run and Bundy a hit. Is the Sally figuring them out??? (the multiple question marks indicates sarcasm) 6:48 PM Apr 30th via Echofon in reply to Kevin_Goldstein
The Reddick giveth and the Reddick taketh away 6:31 PM Apr 30th via web
@AnswerDave @TBTimes_Rays I can take assembly. I was thinking underattended obscure protest. 6:28 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to AnswerDave
@BenchedWhale mutter mumble grumble gripe. It's bad enough hockey's over, but to be bounced by a guy that looks like freakin' Edward 6:28 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to BenchedWhale
@jonahkeri An excellent choice. I will continue to bastardize my perfectly fine Americanish. (It's not really English) 6:27 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to jonahkeri
@Metstradamus I saw him on a milk carton the other day. Strangely it said "if found, don't tell anyone, ever." 6:26 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to Metstradamus
@YankeeMegInPHL which makes me frontrunner for obtuse tweet of the week. I rule! @LentzLive 6:25 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to YankeeMegInPHL
@AnswerDave @TBTimes_Rays gathering may yet be an overestimation 6:24 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to AnswerDave
@jonahkeri Wouldn't it be "je suis tres psyched"? I know my sharpshooting is harshing you le psychedness. I'll stop now. 6:23 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to jonahkeri
@YankeeMegInPHL @LentzLive someone needs to check the math on that formula. Even a Red Sox fan like me knows, Mo bests all other relievers. 6:22 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to YankeeMegInPHL
@bkoo I can't stand it. I know you planned it. I'ma set straight this watergate. Tweets quoting sabotage, not so much. 6:19 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to bkoo
@TaterTrotTrkr A very safe bet. 6:04 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to TaterTrotTrkr
@TaterTrotTrkr Can we get a line for the time of Papi's third trot? If it's less than 26:00 I want the over. 6:01 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to TaterTrotTrkr
I'm backing @ProfessorParks Beast Mode is #want elevated to a higher power. Utterly uninhibited #want @AdamWFoster @SBerthiaumeESPN 5:57 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to ProfessorParks
@SBerthiaumeESPN Sure. However a steak sandwich would be an excellent addition. Not your purview I suspect. 5:45 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to SBerthiaumeESPN
@SBerthiaumeESPN @IAmAliHasan Drabek and Darvish are exhibiting intense Swing & Miss #want 5:22 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to SBerthiaumeESPN
@VodkaPundit longingly, Homer Simpson remarks, "Steak?" 5:21 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to VodkaPundit
@VodkaPundit Cab works. Remarkable how a nice steak makes almost any red outstanding 5:15 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to VodkaPundit
@VodkaPundit Can I get a ruling on the proper beverage pairing for a steak lovingly prepared with such a fantastic steak butter? 5:12 PM Apr 30th via web in reply to VodkaPundit

Name Joe Tetreault
Location Carrollton, TX
Bio Higher Education Liaison for Apptricity. I help colleges, universities and schools reduce costs through improved processes. Lover of baseball and liberty.