JoeMande
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Ugh. WTF, Twitter? How does some dude named "Joe Gande" have 6 times as many followers as me? Is it his long, beautiful hair?
about 3 hours ago
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@ Hay gurrrrrl! I hope the other 24 Jenny Slates are all Folk Rock singers.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to jennyslate25
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TONIGHT AT 9PM! Comedy Night at the Knitting Factory, hosted by @. 361 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn.
about 7 hours ago
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- That's great, but what's totes for sale? You're being totes vague right now.
4:58 PM Nov 28th
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Aaaaand another Mande game of Taboo ends in awkward silence and hurt feelings.
9:25 PM Nov 27th
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Trying to get a deferment from buying Modern Warfare 2.
6:25 AM Nov 27th
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Ronnie Brewer on the Utah Jazz looks a lot like Charlie Young from The West Wing.
9:37 PM Nov 26th
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I want this tattooed across my back: RT @ I am thankful that I am the best and have the strength and talent to crush my enemies.
4:09 PM Nov 26th
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I've spent the last ten minutes trying to come up with a funny "trypdatphan" joke. Couldn't do it. I'm the Dat Phan of Dat Phan jokes.
3:54 PM Nov 26th
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@ What are you gonna eat today? PUNK'Tkin pie? Hahahahahaha! The Butterball Effect? Hahahaha!! Dude, where's my gravy?! Hahahaaaaa!!
12:25 PM Nov 26th
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@ What do you celebrate at your house? PRANKSgiving? Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!
12:23 PM Nov 26th
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Honestly, I'm just counting down the hours until I'm back to my regular thanks-taking schedule.
12:09 PM Nov 26th
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@ We should make Friday Night Lights nightlights!
11:58 AM Nov 26th
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HANUKKAH WISH LIST: Item #5: Inflatable lizard sex suit:
6:44 AM Nov 26th
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@ Beau Bridges.
6:28 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to gilozeri
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Thanksgiving is the one day of the year I don't google-stalk the people I hate.
5:21 AM Nov 26th
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@ Or, simply the part when they're like, "She's got legs." Well, good for her. She shouldn't take them for granted.
11:19 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to ScottAukerman
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HANUKKAH WISH LIST - Item #4: Barefoot Shoes:
10:53 AM Nov 25th
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My favorite thing in all of Spain: Uninspired Fat Generic Spiderman -
10:14 AM Nov 25th
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I've just been PopWatched:
7:47 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Joe Mande
- Location New York
- Web http://www.joeman...
- Bio Professional comedian/idiot living in New York City.
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