JoeMalarkey
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I have a set of Sci-Fi collector cards. The rarest is the Chewbacca wookie card.
4:55 AM May 26th
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Denver Bronco's victory proves that God not only watches football, he's got money on it.
9:34 AM Jan 9th
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Failure of the super committee proves that the words "super" and "committee" should never be used in the same sentence.
7:20 AM Nov 22nd, 2011
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The McRib is on the menu again. Apparently they are going to keep trying this until someone actually eats one.
9:12 AM Oct 25th, 2011
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Drones can't be seen or heard. So if you're a terrorist and everything seems quiet and peaceful: look out!
8:37 AM Oct 22nd, 2011
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Is it wrong that I wish Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan would get married?
2:13 PM Oct 21st, 2011
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A truck containing Obama's TelePrompTer was stolen. The White House was shocked and the president was speechless.
7:26 AM Oct 20th, 2011
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How bad is the economy? People are trying to get ON jury duty.
8:33 AM Sep 24th, 2011
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Lose 2 billion for a Swiss bank, they call you a rogue trader. Lose 4 trillion for US taxpayers, they call you a senator.
10:48 AM Sep 17th, 2011
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When Obama visited the Solyndra factory, he said it was the future of his green economy. Turns out he was right.
1:56 PM Sep 16th, 2011
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A "super committee" of 12 congressmen will decide our deficit reduction plan. Question: Why are we paying the other 423?
7:19 AM Sep 14th, 2011
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More bullying cases are ending up in the courts, because nothing says anti-bully like the retaining a lawyer.
4:14 PM Sep 13th, 2011
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63rd anniversary, N. Korea held a military parade. Keeping with tradition, all weapons were pointed at the onlookers.
9:51 AM Sep 10th, 2011
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Hungary has produced a nudity filled TV ad promoting the census. Count me in!
7:45 AM Sep 9th, 2011
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Oil pipeline opponents protested at the White House. I wonder if they drove there?
10:57 AM Sep 3rd, 2011
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Texas A&M denies sending letter of withdrawal to the Big 12. But, it does admit being drunk and doing some "sexting".
7:28 AM Aug 31st, 2011
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Studies show that chocolate lowers risk of heart disease. There is a real possibility that I will live forever.
8:07 AM Aug 30th, 2011
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The US has now killed the #1 and #2 guys in Al-Quida. I think if I was Al-Quida, I'd quit numbering my guys.
7:41 AM Aug 29th, 2011
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I may have located Gadafi. I found a guy on eBay trying to sell five thousand hats.
7:14 AM Aug 26th, 2011
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Adidas announced they are coming out with a barefoot shoe. It will be called the Emperor's New Footwear.
9:51 AM Aug 25th, 2011
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- Name Joe Malarkey
- Web http://www.joemal...
- Bio Joe Malarkey is The Worst Motivational Speaker in America!
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