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joehills

  1. I can't stand to listen to folks talking about sleeping with their babies. Babies go in bassinets! about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. "As a pharmacist, I am probably five times more qualified to circumcise people as Tim Tibow"—an unnamed person in the room with me now. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. Thanks to the most excellent FrankenPC who just donated $100 toward my next computer at joehills.chipin.com because he is awesome! about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. A cookie cake made from scratch by @sauerpauer instagr.am/p/LJVz4dhpvV/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram
  5. @hashiiikun four to five somewhere. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hashiiikun
  6. @generikb Dangit, I can't send you DMs because you're not following me. Don't worry, it was pretty much only about excitement and gratitude. about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. @aureylian That's why many folks at my level of popularity have installed locks on our doors. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
  8. @weswilson There's no sense in my denying you're a sex symbol. I had to learn this stuff from someone. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to weswilson
  9. Thank you. RT @firefoxx233 I'll second that. He's a modern day Mick Jagger about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
  10. @weswilson She's got her own game, though, which throws in extra variables. There's way better evidence for your sex-symbolness elsewhere. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to weswilson
  11. I'd like to thank @weswilson for encouraging me to look up "The Secret" which is untestable psuedoscience. Don't buy it. #iSavedYouMoney about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
  12. @weswilson @aureylian I looked up this secret book and it's not based on science at all. My work is deeply rooted in psych, bio, and chem. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
  13. @weswilson @aureylian What the hell is this secret people keep talking about!? I draw from publicly available data. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to weswilson
  14. @aureylian #whyAreYouNotWorried Anxiety isn't flattering. #thatsWhy about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to aureylian
  15. As a sex symbol, I shouldn't be surprised by this, but as a man of refinement, I'm taken aback how open they are about it in public. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. I think there's a conversation going on between two people on Skype right now I won't name about roleplaying as me erotically. #unsurprised about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
  17. @AstragaliUSA I'm amazed that your face needs it's own palm. Americans just use their hands for stuff like that. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to AstragaliUSA
  18. I'm amazed the the European equivalent of television needs it's own name. #Eurovision? Come on, just call it television. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
  19. @MrBildango The whole thing is played pretty fast and loose, like The Odyssey and O Brother Where Art Thou. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to MrBildango
  20. @MrBildango It was a modern remake of the Iliad by Homer. You'll notice Castor was killed with a spear after being chased around the city. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to MrBildango