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  1. @tedalexandro That is heeelarious! I don't think she was getting your jokes... about 4 hours ago from web in reply to tedalexandro
  2. Story about joke stealing tags Carlos Mencia 3X. http://bit.ly/ImVwx via @tvsquad about 17 hours ago from web
  3. Sarah Palin visits Macy's makeup counter, announces she's going rouge about 18 hours ago from web
  4. "You, on the other hand, keep up the good work." about 18 hours ago from web
  5. There's never an easy way to say, "I think I should see other people" about 19 hours ago from web
  6. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Unless the game is Pictionary. 2:47 PM Nov 13th from web
  7. Steven Seagal is one cop even I could outrun 11:07 PM Nov 12th from web
  8. Die, condo bug, die 6:48 PM Nov 12th from mobile web
  9. Did a morning TV appearance, then got recognized in the supermarket by a total babe. To balance Karma, I will get hit by a bus tonight. 2:23 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. is deep in the Heart of Texas 4:05 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  11. Survey: which has the slightly less disgusting bathrooms, JFK or LGA? Kennedy takes it by an upturned nose. 7:59 AM Nov 11th from web
  12. JFK bathroom stall has the coat hook in the middle of the door but the TP roll 4 feet overhead - great if you are a chimp in a bolero jacket 7:58 AM Nov 11th from web
  13. Happy Birthday USMC 10:20 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. Waiting for the meds to kick in. Here we go... 8:36 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. "Mr. Williams wears more than that in jewelry on his person." Comedian Katt Williams accused of burglary - http://bit.ly/4Awxgk #cnn 10:57 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. @JonnyFisch That's because you are wickety wickety wack 6:01 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to JonnyFisch
  17. Network Exec A: "Not funny." Network Exec B: "OK, then how about a *pregnant* Jenna Elfman?" Network Exec A: "Done." 5:53 PM Nov 9th from web
  18. Don't take this personally, but I'm going to crush your skull using my mind. 5:17 PM Nov 9th from web
  19. @dpurcomic Ummmm, you also totally spelled "checks" wrong... 1:36 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to dpurcomic
  20. OK, you can get back to me on the chiro and massage 10:14 AM Nov 9th from web
  • Name Joe DeVito
  • Location Long Island, NY
  • Web http://www.joedev...
  • Bio I am a comedian looking for love in most of the wrong places
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