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JodyneL

  1. Fish n chips! 5:58 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Sometimes I feel bad for pumpernickel. 7:32 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPad
  3. My dad just looked at the fake fireplace and in shock said, "it's a phony!" and then started singing Christmas carols. 3:26 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPad
  4. When singing a song, try inserting "meow meow" in place of the lyrics. It's fun! 12:45 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPad
  5. My dad: ”it smells like skunk in here.” My sister: ”No dad, that's the pot we're smoking." 8:10 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android
  6. I'm also fairly certain that they don't or won't say the words, "awesome sauce!" 11:45 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPad
  7. Am fairly certain that anyone I have ever loved or will ever love has never worn a visor. 12:28 PM May 7th via web
  8. Are the mannequins without hands cheaper or something? 7:15 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPad
  9. I will never understand tanning beds. 2:24 PM May 4th via web
  10. You know who else has a rape-y face? Those Trump boys, Don Jr. and Eric. 11:00 AM May 3rd via web
  11. Is it just me or does Scott Disick have a rape-y face? 9:43 AM May 3rd via web
  12. Remember when Smash was good? Me neither. 7:52 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad
  13. @allmoxie that's so great! I love Jim Berkus! 5:42 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPad in reply to allmoxie
  14. @gabrielbeaton not as wee as how much i miss you. 12:17 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to gabrielbeaton
  15. can someone please explain how I ended up being subscribed to Saladbars.com? 12:48 PM Apr 26th via web
  16. Let's hope she doesn't live in a van down by the river. twitter.com/JodyneL/status… 9:24 AM Apr 26th via web
  17. Just saw a picture of Mick Jagger and realized it was Lily Tomlin. 2:52 PM Apr 23rd via web
  18. Remember cursive? 9:39 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPad
  • Name Jodyne L Speyer
  • Web http://www.dumpem...
  • Bio I wrote a book called Dump 'Em published by Harper Collins. I also blog for The Huffington Post.
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