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OH NO! I hate hate hate that. @
1:59 PM Aug 7th
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time to say goodbye to @. it was fun but my heart's not in it anymore so it's time to move on. you can find me at @.
7:23 AM Jul 1st
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What *not* to do with your resume: Print it on newsprint or blue paper with bunnies and do NOT mail it via USPS. EMAIL!
7:10 PM Jun 30th
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What *not* to say in an interview: "I've applied to hundreds of jobs in the last year and none of those morons will call me back."
9:26 AM Jun 26th
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What *not* to put on your resume: "Reason for leaving: Boss got mad because I sold cigarettes to minors. I think that law is bullshit."
9:26 AM Jun 26th
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RT @ candidate yells at me for spamming him...the spam was the autoresponder message asking him to make sure to send in his resume
9:23 AM Jun 26th
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What *not* to do if you're using Twitter to find a job: Unless you want to be a stripper leave "Hot" out of your Twitter name.
2:10 PM Jun 21st
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What *not* to put in your cover letter "So those guys in Shipping don't like me now but who does?" (nothired)
8:02 AM Jun 16th
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What *not* to put in your cover letter: "Please let me know if you have openings and I'll try to get back to you...eventually" (nothired)
9:38 AM Jun 10th
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What *not* to put on your resume "References: Bar Owner (555) 555-5555 Gun Range Owner (555) 555-5555" (nothired)
9:37 AM Jun 10th
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What *not* to put on your resume: "Present: Under the table employment so I can collect unemployment benefits because I got fired." nothired
12:02 PM Jun 9th
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What *not* to put in your cover letter: "I have been going through intensive therapy and am feeling much better now." (nothired)
11:07 AM Jun 5th
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What *not* to put on your resume if you are in sales: "Sales went down when I was there." (nothired)
11:06 AM Jun 5th
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Found on an actual resume: "Left after being assaulted for putting too much cheese on the nachos." (nothired)
11:05 AM Jun 5th
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What *not* to put in your cover letter: "May the fruit of your loins grow in the belly of your woman." (nothired)
11:04 AM Jun 5th
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Found on an actual resume: "I tried to become an amateur blowfish chef and it did not go well."
6:15 PM Jun 4th
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What *not* to put on your resume: "I have almost been a manager four times."
6:14 PM Jun 4th
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Found on an actual resume: "Responsibilities: Cleaned and lubricated boss's tool." (nothired)
6:13 PM Jun 4th
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Found on a resume "Qualifications: Owns guns, had a girlfriend, I'm in good shape (well, I'm not handicap or anything)" (nothired)
12:17 PM Jun 2nd
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What *not* to put on your resume: "JACK of ALL TRADES A MASTER of NONE." (nothired)
7:11 AM Jun 2nd
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- Name The Job Snob
- Location Twitterverse
- Web http://twitter.co...
- Bio What *not* to do if you're trying to land a new job. Recruiters/ HR professionals/ hiring managers: if you have a tip for job seekers let me know and I'll RT.
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