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Joan_Rivers

  1. Want to know what else I hate? Read my book "I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me" It comes out June 5 or preorder it at bit.ly/LUoMgB about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I hate that the Indy 500 takes place over Memorial Day Weekend. Name one Civil-War soldier who could drive a race car. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Egypt is having its first elections in more than 5,000 years. I wonder if the voter registration cards are still written in hieroglyphics. 12:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. On last night's Fashion Police @GeorgeKotsi raided my closet! I think, when he was in my house, he stole a throw pillow twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 6:12 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. Our guest on tonight’s all-new Fashion Police (10pm on E!) is none other than Shannen Doherty (@ DohertyShannen) twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 5:11 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. The State of Missouri will start using the drug Propofol to put prisoners to death. Once again, Michael Jackson was ahead of his time. 2:05 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. Look who stopped by Fashion Police this week! It’s @KatGraham! Tune in tonight at 10pm on E! for an all new episode. twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 1:44 PM May 25th via web
  8. Meet Digby, my friend's 10-week-old Yorkie - the youngest, smallest & furriest fan of my new book, "I Hate Everyone..." twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 12:07 PM May 25th via web
  9. Snooki's OB/GYN doesn't want her living in the Jersey Shore house. The baby's surrounded by enough stupidity just by being in her womb. 12:14 PM May 24th via web
  10. And here I am with the diva of @DropDeadDiva herself, Brooke Elliott. She was a delight to work with. twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 3:17 PM May 23rd via web
  11. Had a fabulous day on the set of @DropDeadDiva! What a wonderful cast and crew down in Atlanta! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 1:31 PM May 23rd via web
  12. A Chinese conglomerate is buying the AMC cinema chain, so now 1/2 an hour after watching a movie, you'll be hungry for a sequel. 7:42 PM May 22nd via web
  13. Mark Zuckerberg wed his girlfriend Priscilla Chan, so whenever he mentions his "20 billion", he'll be referring to her side of the family. 11:27 AM May 22nd via web
  14. You should read this blog by my good friend @amyrosenblumtv. It’s a TRUE insider’s look at the TV business. So smart. bit.ly/ILcCn2 7:19 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Yesterday 60,000 ultra-Orthodox Jews gathered in a NYC stadium to denounce the evils of the Internet. For more details go to their website. 3:32 PM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. Met this beautiful-very tall-model from Israel. She calls herself "Jew-raffe"...as in giraffe! Her joke, not mine! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 7:21 AM May 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. In NYC celebrating my good friend Margie's birthday. I hired a gorilla to bring her a cake and sing happy birthday! twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 6:24 PM May 20th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. Another hot day in NY, which means tank tops are out! All that hair sticking out from chests, backs and armpits! They look bad on men too. 8:16 AM May 20th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. Had so much fun performing last night with Brad Garrett! Guess which one of us is wearing high heels. twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/st… 11:05 AM May 19th via Photos on iOS
  20. Virgin Atlantic will allow the use of cell phones on flights. Now the flight attendant can call me to say, "Get your own coffee!" 8:24 AM May 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®