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The person who invented baby wipes for adults is probably a gazillionaire right now.7:16 PM Nov 21stfrom TweetDeck
@taffysaint But if my life ever depends on knowing teams that won the World Series in chronological order, I know who I'm calling.5:57 PM Nov 21stfrom TweetDeck
@FakeAPStylebook: It's inappropriate to bluntly state how dumb your city's kids are...hope readers understand what "underperforming" means.12:27 PM Nov 19thfrom TweetDeck
Dear Dallas construction overseer: you are an idiot for closing any lane of Garland/ Gaston during rush hour.4:48 PM Nov 18thfrom TweetDeck