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  1. @maidenmet a smile?
  2. Still working on kicking this cold in the pants. If only I could just Hoover my sinuses...
  3. DMN Sez: Scheiffer backs out of TX Gov. race. Who will step in? Bob White? http://bit.ly/7VfeE5
  4. PANDEMIC COLD SWEEPS DALLAS! http://bit.ly/5w7BU5 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!1!
  5. More sisters than I know what to do with and the very end of Larry David: http://bit.ly/6NmFTl
  6. The person who invented baby wipes for adults is probably a gazillionaire right now.
  7. @taffysaint But if my life ever depends on knowing teams that won the World Series in chronological order, I know who I'm calling.
  8. David Duchovny is no longer "X Files" hot. He's just skeevy looking.
  9. @taffysaint I am sure that he cannot. Sad, isn't it?
  10. @taffysaint that sounds good. Only if Dave could cook...
  11. You know what's good when you have a cold? Vegan wakame soup!
  12. Weekday traffic in downtown Dallas makes me wish I could use telepathy to bean the surrounding drivers.
  13. The throaty cold us working its way through the populace. I feel like i'm the last to get it.
  14. @kylaroma you cannot be held responsible for blackout-related purchases.
  15. @bergwithfries I hope to do the same...
  16. @FakeAPStylebook: It's inappropriate to bluntly state how dumb your city's kids are...hope readers understand what "underperforming" means.
  17. Dear Dallas construction overseer: you are an idiot for closing any lane of Garland/ Gaston during rush hour.
  18. @taffysaint I did love that movie!
  19. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Do not protect an anonymous anti-Mafia source by changing his name to that of that asshole in accounting.
  20. RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Report: Iran Seven To Eight Years Away From Admitting They Have Nuclear Weapon