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JoCarrot

  1. @Orteaze_ haha I seen those signs they were shooting! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. I had a nice talk with Bryce tonight:) about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. Idk how my mom manages to sleep with the tv on full volume.. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  4. I don't understand how some girls can be so pretty.. Like that shit must suck. Getting hit on all the time n shit. Fuck that about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  5. @bailiecorey 🔫🔫 pew about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to bailiecorey
  6. 2 girls 1 cup @AccioAlex_ “@Mari_Hottie_: I love having warm shit running down my throat.” about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  7. IM SNEAKING OUT OF MY HOUSE AT 3 SO I CAN GET A SAUSAGE BISCUIT. YO FUCIING LO about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  8. @xoxoclaire_ goodnight bff:) about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to xoxoclaire_
  9. @ThatPMF_Mario ill miss you babe. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ThatPMF_Mario
  10. I JUST PASSED BY THAT FOO CORY HIS VAN SOUNDS SICK AS FUCK about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. The devil instagr.am/p/LM1pPlkDV7/ about 3 hours ago via Instagram
  12. Check out this blunt instagr.am/p/LMh4p4EDeR/ about 6 hours ago via Instagram
  13. I wear flip flops all the time they comfy as fuck. Idgaf if you bitches think Im gay er not my feet aren't sweaty so fuck you about 7 hours ago via txt
  14. @ThatPMF_Mario k:) about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ThatPMF_Mario
  15. @ThatPMF_Mario at sonic!? Im hungry and broke!!!! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ThatPMF_Mario
  16. @ThatPMF_Mario GODDAMMIT WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING BURGER!? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ThatPMF_Mario
  17. @ThatPMF_Mario tell him im on the way! about 8 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to ThatPMF_Mario
  18. Im gonna go smell girls on the street bye twitter about 9 hours ago via txt
  19. hahahahhaahha so creepy about 9 hours ago via txt
  20. I like girls that smell good.. I ain't even tryna smash just let me smell you about 9 hours ago via txt