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  1. @BradSabbath Well jizz does, and muffins do, so I guess that would be a yes. :-)
  2. @trustdarkness Happy Birthday Dark One! xxx
  3. @trustdarkness A whisk?
  4. @mumphLT Yup! xxx
  5. @mumphLT And on that insightful note, I am off to fuck FC's brains out! Chat very soon, Jengaman xxx
  6. @mumphLT I like both. Apparently that makes me a "switch". Sounds like I should be at a rail junction or stuck to a wall....
  7. @mumphLT I can start gently if you like..... and pretend to be an Orange Zoom so you have to lick up all the drips...
  8. @mumphLT I'd whip your arse. Literally if you asked me nicely.
  9. @mumphLT so long as it was Diet Coke, you're OK. Not so many calories. And not so many rolled up banknotes, come to think of it.
  10. @mumphLT Last time I played Jenga I was pissed, so I probably did't read that much into it, to be honest. But I agree with your thinking *L*
  11. @execpervert You're going to fuck and develop photographs at the same time?Boy, are you talented or what? ;-) x
  12. @mumphLT Jenga's all about seeing how far you can go before it all goes wrong. I can relate to that! ;-)
  13. @mumphLT I am sure that in the wilds of a non-English speaking backwater, they have double headers called Libido. Or Lebidet. Or Blidio.
  14. @mumphLT This proves god is female and wishes 2 torture men. You get a cock, a mouth, a libido and an inflexible spine. Knock yourself out!
  15. @mumphLT A gorgeous cock is 1 that looks nice, feels good, lasts ages and tastes wonderful. Want me to check yours for you? xxx
  16. Playdate with FC tonight. Can't wait to get my slutty mouth on his gorgeous cock.
  17. @devwil Why didn't you come down to Clockenflap at Cyberport? I have had so much fun i wish it was every week.
  18. Jizzmuffin is in da house at #Clockenflap! Who wants to go to the bathroom? xxxx
  19. @claphk Hmmm. I might just do that. :-)
  20. Anyone in HK going 2 #Clockenflap this w/e? Will b fun finding all the dark corners in Cyberport.... then relaxing in the sun afterwards