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  1. Back from dentist. Great checkup: don't have any cavities, didn't get fondled.
  2. Me: If we go to Boston, I've gotta wean her. Brad: You said, "I've gotta wiener." LULZ. We are someone's parents, y'all.
  3. Starting to suspect that the man who came up to me in the store and said, "God, don't you just love plums?" was not talking about plums.
  4. @BStephenson HAHA! You're the height of just-too-much-ery.
  5. @BStephenson @mollygmartin LULZ. Can't we just PRETEND he's dead? We're having much more fun that way.
  6. @BStephenson HA! If he IS dead, he's going to haunt our house now. GREAT.
  7. As a nursing mother, if I laugh too hard, will milk come out my nose?
  8. @scholae AAAH! A girl after my own heart. Hope she's OK.
  9. GOOD GOD I miss my baby. That is all.
  10. Back at work and not sobbing! I have tried to breastfeed 3 coworkers, though.
  11. At the drive-in with Sadie seeing Transformers. Baby's first sub-par action flick!
  12. Just watched Revolutionary Road. Pass the fucking Zoloft.
  13. In memory of Michael Jackson, I'd like to tell the Twitterverse that you are all PYTs.
  14. @mollygmartin DUDE! I totally almost added Al Roker to my initial list, but I thought he might get handsy. Definitely Baldwin, though.
  15. Internet is down & baby is napping. Universe is clearly saying 'Clean your fucking house, ho!'
  16. @unsinkablemolb DUDE. AWESOME.
  17. Celebrities I think it would be fun to get drunk with: Paula Deen, Chip Coffey.
  18. @saderman Had first night of uninterrupted 8-hour sleep since baby was born, thanks to Miracle Blanket (and YOU, for the recommendation).
  19. Happy Fathers Day to all the good Daddies, i.e. those who have never denied paternity on Maury.
  20. @paigeshoemaker I think we're coming by tonight!