Hey there! JiveTurkey is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving JiveTurkey's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

JiveTurkey

Back from dentist. Great checkup: don't have any cavities, didn't get fondled.7 minutes ago from txt
Me: If we go to Boston, I've gotta wean her. Brad: You said, "I've gotta wiener." LULZ. We are someone's parents, y'all.6:40 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox
Starting to suspect that the man who came up to me in the store and said, "God, don't you just love plums?" was not talking about plums.1:36 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox
@BStephenson HAHA! You're the height of just-too-much-ery.11:17 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFox
@BStephenson @mollygmartin LULZ. Can't we just PRETEND he's dead? We're having much more fun that way.11:05 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFox
@BStephenson HA! If he IS dead, he's going to haunt our house now. GREAT.11:00 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFox
As a nursing mother, if I laugh too hard, will milk come out my nose?9:46 AM Jul 7th from TwitterFox
@scholae AAAH! A girl after my own heart. Hope she's OK.12:28 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFox
GOOD GOD I miss my baby. That is all.7:30 AM Jul 6th from TwitterFox
Back at work and not sobbing! I have tried to breastfeed 3 coworkers, though.6:17 AM Jul 6th from TwitterFox
At the drive-in with Sadie seeing Transformers. Baby's first sub-par action flick!6:41 PM Jul 3rd from txt
Just watched Revolutionary Road. Pass the fucking Zoloft.8:37 PM Jul 2nd from txt
In memory of Michael Jackson, I'd like to tell the Twitterverse that you are all PYTs.8:55 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
@mollygmartin DUDE! I totally almost added Al Roker to my initial list, but I thought he might get handsy. Definitely Baldwin, though.6:30 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
Internet is down & baby is napping. Universe is clearly saying 'Clean your fucking house, ho!'8:13 AM Jun 25th from txt
@unsinkablemolb DUDE. AWESOME.10:31 AM Jun 24th from web in reply to unsinkablemolb
Celebrities I think it would be fun to get drunk with: Paula Deen, Chip Coffey.8:03 AM Jun 24th from txt
@saderman Had first night of uninterrupted 8-hour sleep since baby was born, thanks to Miracle Blanket (and YOU, for the recommendation).7:04 AM Jun 24th from web in reply to saderman
Happy Fathers Day to all the good Daddies, i.e. those who have never denied paternity on Maury.10:45 AM Jun 21st from txt
@paigeshoemaker I think we're coming by tonight!1:47 PM Jun 19th from TwitterFox