JiveTurkey
Someone just walked by my desk, busting ass the entire way. Did I mention I'm eating lunch? Bon Appetit!
| JiveTurkey Sorry coworkers: I'm the asshole who burned the popcorn. |
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| JiveTurkey Why do I feel like such a fucking nerd when I send out office-wide emails about my upcoming plays? Oh, yeah - because it's fucking nerdy. |
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| JiveTurkey If you schedule a seminar during lunch and don't provide food, I maintain that you have no call to be pissed whenever people blow it off. |
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| JiveTurkey Something died in our chimney, and as the weather has been sunny and hot every day, the smell is just DELIGHTFUL. |
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| JiveTurkey @kdiddy Girl, that is when you don't answer the phone. My phone stops working at 4:55. |
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| JiveTurkey Instead of casual Friday, work would be a lot more fun if we had "Deadwood Fridays" |
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| JiveTurkey Just got busted reading - of all things - Dr. Phil's website. Want to be swallowed up by the Earth. |
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| JiveTurkey One of the grossest things in the world is being handed a piece of paper with food stains on it. And those stains are always red. Gross. |
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| JiveTurkey Counting the minutes until I can go home and defrost on the back porch. |
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| JiveTurkey Work is stupid. |
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| JiveTurkey When someone snottily says I didn't tell them X when I SO DID, I find the email, re-send it, and get a control-freak boner from being right. |
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| JiveTurkey ATTN NYC Sheraton: Stop being assholes to my husband. No A/C in JULY is NOT ACCEPTABLE, so adjust your shitty attitudes already. Fuckwads. |
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| JiveTurkey @TheConstantC ALONE TIME - she claimed it gave her the "vulnerability" she needed for the role. I just hope no one walked in on her. |
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| JiveTurkey Random memory: When Ashley Judd visited our acting class & said she once prepared for a role by laying on her back w/her legs spread. Yeah. |
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| JiveTurkey Oh, Office Drama. You're like Family Drama, but more fun because I am not forced to love you crazy assholes. |
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| JiveTurkey Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down! |
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| JiveTurkey I cannot believe that after 13 years and a BFA, I'm still arguing w/ my sister about how I'm not and never will be interested in accounting. |
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| JiveTurkey Work "emergencies" the day before a 3-day weekend are hilaaaaaaaaarious. (And also not considered emergencies by me.) |
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| JiveTurkey I don't think that coffee was decaf. Neither do the flaming neon spiders scurrying across my skin. |
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