JiveTurkey
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Real Flickr username I just stumbled across: "mucus*plug." Well, looks like I no longer need to worry about buying lunch today.
about 6 hours ago
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Meeting with my supervisor in 20. Have to be all assertive and shit. So...no crying when I don't get what I want?
about 8 hours ago
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I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say that if you like that "Christmas Shoes" song, you're an awful, horrible person.
11:48 AM Dec 14th
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@ HA! So true.
10:57 AM Dec 14th
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Dear Tiger Woods: Maybe I'd feel more sympathetic re: your pleas for privacy if you hadn't screwed half the population of California.
8:33 AM Dec 14th
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Have you ever heard the Streisand version of Jingle Bells? Holy shit, I think I'm about to have a stroke.
6:29 AM Dec 14th
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RT @: Some old Eminem popped up on iPod this AM. Wonder if "2 trailer park girls go 'round the outside" is the beginning of
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6:12 AM Dec 14th
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First postpartum hangover. Hello, old friend. It is not very nice to see you again.
11:34 AM Dec 13th
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Shorty had her first screening of Christmas Vacation this morning. "...just blousingBROWSING."
8:00 AM Dec 12th
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@ I wondered the same thing! I guess when you're banging Tiger Woods, your piercings don't HAVE to make sense.
7:20 AM Dec 11th
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@ It's actually a PIERCING. Gross.
7:13 AM Dec 11th
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@ There's a "fruit" and "bottom" joke to be made here, but I just can't seem to find it.
9:46 AM Dec 10th
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@ Aaaaaand this is why we're married.
9:45 AM Dec 10th
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Christmas songs that make me think of the wrong things: "Everybody's Waitin' for the Man with the Bag."
9:29 AM Dec 10th
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@ LOL, well, I think "I heard you, and you suck," would actually work just fine.
9:01 AM Dec 10th
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@ Perhaps having a LOUD phone conversation? Real or fake. That way it is audibly obvious you are not to be bothered.
8:45 AM Dec 10th
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@ AWESOME. But I'm still holding out for the Griswold moosehead-with-antlers set.
8:43 AM Dec 10th
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@ Ooo, this is tricky. I assume you are trying to ignore someone at the office?
8:31 AM Dec 10th
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Signs that life is unfair: So many talented people are unemployed, yet some guy gets paid to draw "Drabble."
8:08 AM Dec 10th
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@ HA!
7:48 AM Dec 10th
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- Name JiveTurkey
- Location Pittsburgh, PA
- Web http://jiveturkey...
- Bio Some guys like to hit it & quit it, but Jive Turkey'd rather stay & play.
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