Jimski
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"So, bottom line, you've literally learned nothing?" Harsh truths between father and son at 6:00 am
about 1 hour ago
via TweetDeck
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thing about this Johnny Carson American Masters is, I could beat Jay Leno with a table leg till he stopped moving and sleep like a baby.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Abruptly Shrieking in the Dead of Night Like You're Being Murdered with a Corkscrew, and Other Things Adults Don't Do
about 7 hours ago
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Tiny Tim, a 3-legged dog, my grandma with a broken walker (things not as lame as this week's ending)
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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George RR Martin has got some balls, talking shit about Lost.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Will my kids one day get to this point? Where they see something so gory their only response is "BWA-hahaha"?
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Here's the thing about flaming arrows: are shields more expensive than I think they are?
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Above all, war before the internal combustion engine looks like a monumental pain in the ass.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I don't bid in charity auctions, but they could have my house if they let me push this Joffrey kid down a big flight of concrete stairs.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I just want their secrets!
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Sampsa_G
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I had to plot for a year to get a girl to kiss me. These guys? "Hey, want to strip and mime-bone a little person in front of millions?"
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Seriously, though: how do they get women to be on this show?
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Be careful on the stairs; there are so many" is the best "f*** off, old man" I've ever heard
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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My browser is not officially supported, but the only thing that doesn't work is that message's "Don't show me this message again" button.
about 11 hours ago
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Ha ha!, we've all had a lot of fun here today, but seriously, I envy the dead.
about 12 hours ago
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"Keep talkin' and I'll sock you so hard you'll go back in time and test for "Will & Grace."
about 12 hours ago
via web
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Neighbor, I don't know which power tool makes that noise, but I will give you $10000 American to turn it the hell off.
about 12 hours ago
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Every so often, you're walking around and minding your own business when your mind goes, "Wait: did Will Smith play Muhammed Ali one time?"
about 13 hours ago
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@ I'm running an experiment to see how much worse I can feel.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to secretbean
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"other shipments destined for the United States were discovered that included kangaroo meat."
about 13 hours ago
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- Name Jimski
- Location St. Louis, Missouri
- Web http://www.jimski...
- Bio iFanboy.com writer, TheDeceptionists.org podcaster, constant Twitterer, occasional nervous wreck
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