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Spending the whole night looking for my wife's lost cell phone. Vanished. How does that happen? Can cell companies remotely turn on a phone?6:52 PM Jun 18thfrom web
Dog sick. Dog well. Was rich. Now poor. Vet was rich. Now richer.6:51 PM Jun 18thfrom web
Dog sick with virus. How do we teach our well dog not to drink after the sick dog? And how do we teach our sick dog to sneeze into his paw?9:10 PM Jun 17thfrom web
Roy Orbison Fest is this weekend. An organizer told me 'it's the liveliest thing to happen in Wink since last year's festival.' Great quote.2:24 PM Jun 17thfrom web
DUDE WHERE'S MY OPRAH? My TV don't work n'more, wassup?7:45 AM Jun 12thfrom web