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JimmyHodson

  1. Yay! Congratulations #LA Kings! Off to the Stanley Cup Finals! Oh, the glory! Check the curvature of your stick blades now!
  2. A pleasant thought as you gaze upon beautiful purple jacaranda trees in SoCal. The sticky stuff they exude is not sap, it's aphid excrement.
  3. Eclipse viewing tip: Darken your contact lenses with a Sharpie. Then after sunset you'll sport a cool, goth, vampire-ish black pupil look.
  4. Dear Diary, Day 3 since the Wiggles broke up. Total immobilization has given way to acute depression as I heal from this severe blow.
  5. Wiggles breakup theory: Popularity of Purple Wiggle made Blue Wiggle envious, Green Wiggle ODed & Red Wiggle wants to pursue solo career.
  6. Still mourning the loss of Donna Summer, and now the Wiggles have broken up!
  7. We're at Barnes & Noble and I'm saddened that the Shakespeare section is much smaller than the enormous "Teen Paranormal Romance" section.
  8. Happy Female Parental Unit Day to my wonderful bride Sonya, mother-in-law Annie, and all female parental units everywhere!
  9. Disadvantage of being tall: A bird just swooped down & ripped a clump of hair from my scalp for its nest. Curse you avian thieves!
  10. A Maryland motorcyclist just died while passing on the right and hitting a low flying buzzard... Buzzkill.
  11. Landing in bad turbulence in Reno, my daughter had on headphones & asked very loudly, "CAN THE PLANE FLIP OVER?" Passengers were unamused.
  12. Man on adjacent treadmill at gym grunted loudly, screamed self-motivations & barked like a dog. This is why I only go to gym once a year.
  13. Congrats to our daughter Hayley & teammates Crissy & Tia who made the USA Youth National Volleyball Team & get to play in Italy & Croatia.
  14. Who would have thought our 10 year old son would have as many home runs in Little League as Albert Pujols has in the Bigs?
  15. Just got fully organized. I labeled every drawer "Junk Drawer." Done.
  16. Flying to Reno for volleyball tournament. Plane is packed w/ 6'-2" girls fighting for legroom. I hope a VB game doesn't break out in aisle.
  17. Congrats LA Kings on 1st playoff win in 11 years! Now win the Stanley Cup so we can fill it w/ In-N-Out Burgers again! twitter.com/JimmyHodson/st…
  18. I love that today is Girth Day- I can eat as much as I want to increase my girth?
  19. Just saw my old friend Steve Taylor's movie Blue Like Jazz- fantastic & thought provoking! Very nicely done, but no aliens or explosions.
  20. Male hair loss starts at top of head & greying starts at chin. Why can't balding start at chin, eliminating shaving & grey hair all at once?