JimmyHodson
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Yay! Congratulations Kings! Off to the Stanley Cup Finals! Oh, the glory! Check the curvature of your stick blades now!
9:43 PM May 22nd
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A pleasant thought as you gaze upon beautiful purple jacaranda trees in SoCal. The sticky stuff they exude is not sap, it's aphid excrement.
4:52 PM May 21st
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Eclipse viewing tip: Darken your contact lenses with a Sharpie. Then after sunset you'll sport a cool, goth, vampire-ish black pupil look.
4:44 PM May 20th
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Dear Diary, Day 3 since the Wiggles broke up. Total immobilization has given way to acute depression as I heal from this severe blow.
4:36 PM May 20th
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Wiggles breakup theory: Popularity of Purple Wiggle made Blue Wiggle envious, Green Wiggle ODed & Red Wiggle wants to pursue solo career.
9:39 AM May 17th
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Still mourning the loss of Donna Summer, and now the Wiggles have broken up!
9:33 AM May 17th
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We're at Barnes & Noble and I'm saddened that the Shakespeare section is much smaller than the enormous "Teen Paranormal Romance" section.
11:37 AM May 13th
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Happy Female Parental Unit Day to my wonderful bride Sonya, mother-in-law Annie, and all female parental units everywhere!
11:21 AM May 13th
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Disadvantage of being tall: A bird just swooped down & ripped a clump of hair from my scalp for its nest. Curse you avian thieves!
11:10 AM May 12th
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A Maryland motorcyclist just died while passing on the right and hitting a low flying buzzard... Buzzkill.
2:09 PM May 8th
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Landing in bad turbulence in Reno, my daughter had on headphones & asked very loudly, "CAN THE PLANE FLIP OVER?" Passengers were unamused.
2:07 PM May 8th
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Man on adjacent treadmill at gym grunted loudly, screamed self-motivations & barked like a dog. This is why I only go to gym once a year.
7:27 AM May 4th
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Congrats to our daughter Hayley & teammates Crissy & Tia who made the USA Youth National Volleyball Team & get to play in Italy & Croatia.
8:31 PM May 3rd
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Who would have thought our 10 year old son would have as many home runs in Little League as Albert Pujols has in the Bigs?
8:29 PM May 3rd
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Just got fully organized. I labeled every drawer "Junk Drawer." Done.
7:25 AM May 2nd
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Flying to Reno for volleyball tournament. Plane is packed w/ 6'-2" girls fighting for legroom. I hope a VB game doesn't break out in aisle.
2:35 PM Apr 26th
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Congrats LA Kings on 1st playoff win in 11 years! Now win the Stanley Cup so we can fill it w/ In-N-Out Burgers again!
8:59 PM Apr 22nd
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I love that today is Girth Day- I can eat as much as I want to increase my girth?
5:46 PM Apr 22nd
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Just saw my old friend Steve Taylor's movie Blue Like Jazz- fantastic & thought provoking! Very nicely done, but no aliens or explosions.
9:45 PM Apr 14th
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Male hair loss starts at top of head & greying starts at chin. Why can't balding start at chin, eliminating shaving & grey hair all at once?
10:41 PM Apr 13th
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- Name Jimmy Hodson
- Location L.A./OC/Newport Beach, CA
- Web http://www.JimmyH...
- Bio TV Host, Movie Trailer & TV Promo voice, Actor, Husband, Dad, Humor-finder, Freak of Nature, First Human to Achieve Bioluminescence.
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