JimboLoony
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Yeah this cost a bomb - but think of those Greggs jobs she secured. Give her a medal! Just not a fucking chocolate one.
6:23 AM May 25th
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"Most North Walians expected to turn out for the Olympic flame" Yeah, they want to see to this mythic 'fire' they've only ever heard about.
3:31 AM May 24th
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Gutted. Wall's just rejected my new ice cream idea: the '69' - it's like a 99, but tastes of nuts or scampi depending on which end you lick.
8:09 AM May 23rd
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Oh Chelsea won the footie? Cool, its about time multi-billionaire, super-model shagger Roman Abramovich had some good luck for a change.
2:37 PM May 19th
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Boycotting BBC Question Time (from Cardiff) cos they refused to consider my question - "Why doesn't David Cameron just cunt the fuck off?"
3:21 PM May 17th
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Wish my GP was like the Embarrassing Bodies ones, cos when I showed HIM my cock he shouted "For fuck's sake, Asda isn't the place for this".
12:32 PM May 15th
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Hey North Wales, 1994 called, it wants it's mobile phone coverage back. Well it tried to call but couldn't get a signal.
12:07 PM May 13th
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Apparently a dog won Britains Got Talent? I didn't even know Jordan had entered it.
2:01 PM May 12th
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Since Jimmy Saville is dead, who do I contact that can fix it for me to give David Cameron a kick in the fucking bollocks?
5:02 AM May 11th
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Multi-millionaires who crush kids' dreams and make 'em cry on TV, all in the name of entertainment.
2:04 PM May 9th
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@ Behold the skyline-dominating behemoth that is "The Shard" (the tallest building in Europe).
2:44 AM May 9th
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Top Tip: Don't waste money on an expensive "I'M AN INCONSIDERATE CUNT" t-shirt - just put your bag on the train seat next to you instead.
11:14 AM May 8th
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Anyone vote today? I did. Sort of.
Why aren't the slots in those ballot boxes wider, so pushing a dog turd in isn't such a fucking chore?
3:07 PM May 3rd
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The Queen in Wales - Day 2: HRH charms Newport by stepping out in local costume, "One is safe as fuck, you knows it".
10:50 AM Apr 27th
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THE QUEEN went to MERTHYR? Well she'd fit in - also lives on an estate, never had a job, relies on state handouts, dysfunctional family.
11:25 AM Apr 26th
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Happy St George's Day to my English friends! The fact your patron saint is an effeminate, pink muppet is HILARIOUS.
5:07 AM Apr 23rd
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@ I take it you can't get access to porn sites in this hotel then?
8:11 AM Apr 20th
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in reply to gimpboyo
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@ Cheers. I prefer "pure ass" videos myself.
8:03 AM Apr 20th
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in reply to welshandy27
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How come this is legal, but when I set up that camera in the ladies' toilets in work I was arrested?
7:39 AM Apr 20th
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@ A film not even out in the cinemas for a few months? Unlikely, my time machine is Fatty's leg, innit.
1:22 PM Apr 16th
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in reply to RobinCMcBryde
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- Name Jimbo Loony
- Location Over by yer
- Web http://www.taffwa...
- Bio Created Taff Wars and some other stuff. Bit of a bell-end if the truth be told. I swear A LOT, so if easily offended... fuck off.
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