Jim_McLeod
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New keyboard - Microsoft Natural 4000. It's been too long without an ergo!
1:24 AM Mar 20th
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Kids are in bed, I'm reorganising my home computer room. I hesitate to call it an office!
2:55 AM Mar 18th
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It's always nice to see what my developers can throw at me. I saw the bitwise NOT (~) used in a stored proc for the first time today.
3:50 AM Mar 15th
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Oracle makes me feel like a SQL beginner. Surely SQL Server isn't this intimidating for infrequent users!
8:02 PM Mar 14th
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@ You mean more wet than usual? Typical Melbourne. Thanks for the heads up!
12:14 PM Mar 14th
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in reply to lukehayler
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@ Love to see the number of EXes in SQL Server 2054! Alternatively, with DATABASEPROPERTY soon up for grabs again...
2:21 AM Mar 14th
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in reply to fatherjack
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@ What happens when DATABASEPROPERTYEX is found wanting and a new function is needed? DATABASEPROPERTYEXEX?
2:16 AM Mar 14th
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in reply to fatherjack
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My 4 year old just drew his best picture ever. Of me. On his bedroom wall. Do I get mad?
1:59 AM Mar 14th
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Cleaning the garage to remove clutter. So much old technology, and now it has negative value (i.e., it's taking up space!)
1:57 AM Mar 13th
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@ Not the best picture, but it sort of works. I didn't think it was a lizard to begin with!
10:40 PM Jan 2nd
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@ Database spiders are much nicer than lizard killing redbacks. Except when developers forget to create PKs.
9:16 PM Jan 2nd
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in reply to woodgreg
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Ick. Discovered a small dead lizard in a spiderweb. Looked again 10 minutes later, found a redback spider on it.
9:05 PM Jan 2nd
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@ Thanks for the heads up. It was down when I first looked, but seems to be up now.
1:11 PM Oct 18th, 2011
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in reply to anildas
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Getting excited - Melbourne SQL Server User Group meeting in 3 hours! (I do get excited easily...)
8:37 PM Oct 17th, 2011
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Ahh, Australia vs. New Zealand. I love these games - I always come out legitimately supporting the winner. Yay dual citizenship!
1:52 AM Oct 16th, 2011
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@ What exactly are you still doing up? 4am?
4:12 AM Oct 13th, 2011
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in reply to lukehayler
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@ A sad day. I'm thankful that we live in an exciting time that many of the founders of our relatively young field are still around.
8:37 PM Oct 12th, 2011
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in reply to greglow
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What's the preferred shortened pronunciation of SQL Server 2012? "SQL Twenty-Twelve"? "SQL-O-Twelve"? I dread "SQL-Twelve" becoming common.
5:09 PM Oct 12th, 2011
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@ Heh, that's usually me, but it was pouring hard this morning. This evening, not so much. It's only water!
1:40 AM Jun 17th, 2011
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in reply to parawolf
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I'm THAT guy that strolls through the rain holding his umbrella closed, while you're getting wet with no umbrella. Feels good.
1:28 AM Jun 17th, 2011
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- Name Jim McLeod
- Location Melbourne, Australia
- Web http://www.jimmcl...
- Bio SQL Server Consultant at MyDBA (Australia) specialising in database performance.
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