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  1. Wisconsin beats Duke! Rest of the country, you're welcome.
  2. Sure, I'll help raze your child. Let me just grab my dynamite.
  3. Awesome. RT @rogerapproves: @Jim_Hamilton YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
  4. Ugh! I hate taking down my World AIDS Day decorations.
  5. I'm not concerned that there are too many cooks in the kitchen. I am concerned that none of them know how to cook. #work
  6. @Favstar This one is pretty great. http://favstar.fm/users/cheezitslut/status/6147194205
  7. I just emailed a fantasy football podcast. I did recently have sex so it kind of evens out. Right? RIGHT?
  8. @robdelaney WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
  9. @robdelaney My management is lotion-based.
  10. @swish I have a personal connection to all your crazy stories lately.
  11. THAT'S MY HOMETOWN! RT @swish: 17-year-old girl facing charges for taking advantage of sexually frustrated men... http://bit.ly/8Cj9kF
  12. Want to see me tell jokes for 30 minutes? Come to this on Sunday. http://twitpic.com/ouz4j
  13. If you saw what I did last night, you'd ask, "What'd beer ever do to you?"
  14. Tough break for you: I just realized that I am awesome.
  15. I date the way Dennis Rodman played basketball: I score only occasionally and it's always off of a rebound.
  16. RT @JCcoccoli Tonight @ PUBLICHOUSE 1739 N.Vermont 930p w/ @DannyKauf @BethanyDwyer @Jim_Hamilton @Brido @BradyNovak @WhitneyCummings Free
  17. I can't believe you didn't come to my unscheduled appearance last night. Fine, here's a scheduled one...
  18. I got drunk!
  19. I am some kind of faggot. I was just making out with a very hot girl, and now I am twittering.
  20. @kellyoxford Happy birthday! Come to Echo Park and I have a birthday present. Spoiler: It's a shot of Jager and uncomfortable conversation.