Get short, timely messages from Jim Martin.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @JimSpim.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow JimSpim to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

JimSpim

  1. @Joey7Barton a fine update worth waiting for.
  2. @MayaPlass we'd need to work out what causes the barnacle's penis to roam, and replicate it in controlled conditions.
  3. @MayaPlass I insist this goes in. There must be loads if pics. Surely.
  4. @MayaPlass @misscellany there isn't a publisher in the land that could refuse that! More mer-gods please.
  5. @MayaPlass might go for paddle myself, in Thames, near the sewage outflow.
  6. @MissCellany heroine swept off her feet by studsome ornithologist?
  7. @MayaPlass good response to my heckle.
  8. Thi isn't the weather for leather, love #dalston
  9. Bloody hot out. Off to buy a mirror or possibly some shoes.
  10. @MayaPlass hehe
  11. Fuck me. Back to the football #eurovision
  12. Englebert out of tune. Discuss, @paddyhowson
  13. @angloyankophile Indeed - we live on next road down. Decent deli goodness. Steak house opposite NOT recommended though! Ave. food, v. pricey
  14. @Woodster99 Focusing on Eurovision? Marvellous.
  15. @Woodster99 @sjknapman please call chalky repeatedly.
  16. @jualgarbanzo cider o'clock broke around 2pm.
  17. @angloyankophile how was it? Strongly considering Byron (in Angel, right?) tonight. Will ask for more pickles!
  18. @MissCellany @jayneparsons I was thinking we could enjoy an evening of Pimms - the perfect long short.
  19. @JayneParsons @misscellany Friday birding gin it is.