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On the set of Red Eye, staring at Bill Schulz's ashy hepatitis ankles. Great legs for a toe tag. http://moby.to/1ohd3d6:31 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
@WestrnEcho fuck. You're right. I'm a blithering cunt.5:55 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to WestrnEcho
@BIGMOMMAPRODS did you tell Schilling he had Downs syndrome chin?What a dopey looking motherfucker he is.12:39 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to BIGMOMMAPRODS
Loved Houston, apparently the club manager was VERY unhappy and felt like the club 'lost their ass'. So my last time ever at Houston Improv.11:37 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
Could they have picked an uglier broad to put on a giant poster? I'd rather fuck the yellow teeth. http://moby.to/uwz5vt3:57 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
@kjcox107 leaving my hotel when u working?5:05 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to kjcox107
Haven't slept at all because the fucking sheets had too much starch and I was itchy. Just to be safe I took a Valtrex but it didn't help.5:04 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
In Houston. Problem with the hotel. Why does cust. service EVERYWHERE suck? Cust service reps are below pedophilles on the integrity scale.1:27 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
Being loyal to these scumbag airlines is meaningless. They fuck you EVERY chance they get. No fucking blankets. Shitheads.8:39 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
No blankets or pillows on Continental anymore.They should take the toilets away next. We could shit on the seats and rest our heads on it.8:34 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
@yaytyrabanks lay off Jeff Dunham's jokes? What the fuck r you talking about you blithering dumb cunt?4:19 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to yaytyrabanks
As we shook hands I dramatically said, "Thank you, Reggie, for everything". God I'm a fucking douche. http://moby.to/n056xq7:46 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
Just met Reggie Jackson!! He's doing a show on XM channel 144 and Sirius 123 on tonight from 7-8 pm. I was a nervous prick.3:52 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
@RyanInWorcester it certainly is sir.9:20 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to RyanInWorcester
@gluesniffer or how about you just turn it off if you're bored u dope.7:20 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gluesniffer
Apparently my Ozzy intro was overheard by Simon Cowell in his yard and annoyed the shit out of him. I couldn't be happier.6:59 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
Sharon Osbourne,Bret Michaels HILARIOUS appearance. 224 5th Ave btwn 10am&12:30pm TODAY. Help their cause http://moby.to/pwl2vt5:52 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
@Erudite_Enigma I know that I am sick of it. So eat my fucking ass.4:36 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to Erudite_Enigma
Don't forget to watch me on Red Eye tonite. I'll be wearing a tuxedo with my brand new sterling silver dildo cuff links.4:56 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
My excellent view of Warren Haynes around Opie's giant head. http://moby.to/tsy9yw6:45 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie