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JimHolmes

At Meijer deli. Always need a sense of humor here. And massive amounts of patience. That or tears of frustration. about 6 hours ago via Seesmic for Android
adamgoucher RT @SeleniumHQ: new post: a smattering of selenium 26 - http://bit.ly/bhjS8F about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by JimHolmes and 3 others
There are very few bad decisions from which you can't recover -- but you have to decide to recover from them. about 9 hours ago via web
@rubybuddha I meant if a skunk zapped your pet... :p about 20 hours ago via web in reply to rubybuddha
@rubybuddha If your dog got hit try hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, a little dish soap. Works perfectly on pets. All too familiar with it :( about 21 hours ago via web in reply to rubybuddha
Fourth trip last week with Frio sleeves for my insulin, fourth trip they've been completely lame. They keep insulin at MAYBE room temp -10F. about 21 hours ago via web
@runkeeper Already edited. Good suggestion from @stevehorn to fire up GMaps to warm up GPS prior to run. about 22 hours ago via web in reply to runkeeper
Dear DirectTV: I have to go online to get a PPV movie? Seriously? #Fail about 23 hours ago via web
@rubybuddha Lay off the bourbon and HTML. One or the other. Intervention may be required. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to rubybuddha
@runkeeper Ah, ok. That could have been it. First use of it, had to set some location settings right as I started. Thanks for quick help! about 23 hours ago via web in reply to runkeeper
@rubybuddha Get fired up about important, life-changing stuff. Like war, famine, VB6, or untestable code. Maybe ponies. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to rubybuddha
@rubybuddha Dude. Seriously. Get all up in arms about stuff that matters, not a silly-assed, poorly done movie. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to rubybuddha
Wow. Runkeeper didn't pick up first ~1/2 mile and five mins of my run. I wuz robbed. Need to explore options, maybe. about 23 hours ago via web
Killed a baby tonight. '06 Napa cab from @cathycorison Too young, but still a beauty. Amazed it wasn't shut down at all. about 23 hours ago via web
Freakin' awesome: http://is.gd/eWHfC Put in an address, get a custom video of Google map images around it. Chrome required. about 23 hours ago via web
Argh. I really should follow those two recommended Tweeps, but it will put me above my arbitrary border of 99. about 23 hours ago via web
@rubybuddha Haven't seen the show or the movie. Heard lots of bile about the movie. Too bad he missed so badly. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to rubybuddha
@rubybuddha Dude. Sorry for being a total douchebag. Fell asleep at 9:30 with my son. Guess I needed the sleep. +1 for tonight! 10pm? about 23 hours ago via web in reply to rubybuddha
Just completed a 2.84 mi run with @runkeeper. Check it out! http://rnkpr.com/a9heap #RunKeeper 2:38 PM Sep 5th via RunKeeper
OHAI @arcware @rubybuddha @timwingfield @jaymed I'm in yur Horde tonight, sawing up Locusts. Interested? 4:26 PM Sep 4th via web