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As ranking #2, I'm starting a committee to determine the validity of the 2 committees and I'm the sole member of the committee.
03:13 PM May 13, 2008
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I am purposing that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, making me the happiest man in the world.
02:29 PM May 13, 2008
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What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep?
11:42 AM May 09, 2008
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Hey... Chief. This is uh, Jim Halpert from, um, where you work. You are the guy who sits behind the desk, you're the African American guy...
02:23 PM May 06, 2008
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Oh today, we saw a junk yard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
03:00 PM April 28, 2008
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It turns out that Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.
02:00 PM April 22, 2008
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What! My shoe was untied. What is your problem? Oh my God! You thought I was- Oh, no no...
10:39 AM April 22, 2008
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Hey Pam. Will you wait for me one second, while I tie my shoe?
10:19 AM April 22, 2008
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Michael & Jan are playing their own game, & it's called, "Let's See How Uncomfortable We Can Make Our Guests." And they're both winning.
03:13 PM April 18, 2008
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Michael has asked Pam & me to dinner at least nine times & every time we've been able to get out of it. I gotta give him credit. He got me.
12:10 PM April 16, 2008
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