JimGramze
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There are cameras at traffic lights. Do these cameras look for running red lights, yellow lights, or speeding. How do you find out?
6:21 PM Nov 20th
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Don't do anything that will go on your permanent record; ie, don't get caught. It's only against the rules to get caught breaking the rules
5:59 PM Nov 20th
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Had a great start on an instrumental. Then I got stuck because the chorus was a letdown. Several days of experimentation later it may be OK
6:49 PM Nov 19th
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When you buy a stock for $100 and the value plummets to zero, the $100 doesn't vanish. So into whose pocket is grandma's lost pension?
9:53 PM Nov 18th
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Here's my plan: sell my art for millions after I'm dead. The deal: bed good to me now while you have the chance.
5:50 PM Nov 17th
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At Kroger grocery store, they have what looks like the original Atari 2600 game, including a bushel of games including Pitfall and Centipede
9:23 PM Nov 16th
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Army Men should be in the next Toys Hall of Fame. The green plastic guys.
9:19 PM Nov 16th
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My website is still hosed. Jan 1, if it is not solid, I'm moving.
8:50 PM Nov 16th
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Drop EVERYTHING you are doing and check Wikipedia for "Toy Hall of Fame."
8:30 PM Nov 16th
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If you want the untainted liberal message, watch the Wanda Sykes show. It pays to get the full gamut.
8:45 PM Nov 14th
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Thinking hurts more than doing . . . think about it.
8:34 PM Nov 14th
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I have to ask, when you have two love seats, his and hers love seats, are they really love seats?
8:18 PM Nov 14th
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Happy 12th anniversary to us.
3:48 PM Nov 14th
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Really, Sarah, "Hang 'em high?" Shouldn't their guilt be determined first?
8:24 PM Nov 13th
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. —Illie Nastase
6:45 PM Nov 13th
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Thanksgiving is coming. Are you ready? We are.
9:15 PM Nov 7th
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We ate at Ikea today (hands wanted to type "iKea"). For a buck on Saturday you get 10 meatballs, mashed potatoes, and a sweet sauce. Fab.
8:22 PM Nov 7th
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Sell your Ikea stock, we're done getting stuff from there.
3:04 PM Nov 7th
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Two shows I hoped to like but just couldn't are "Vampire Diaries" and "Flash Forward." I just don't like the actors and my mind wanders.
3:40 PM Nov 6th
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Watching a curling final recorded a little while ago. That baseball just has too much action for me.
3:29 PM Nov 6th
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