Get short, timely messages from Jim Gaffigan.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @JimGaffigan.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow JimGaffigan to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

JimGaffigan

  1. Bravo. Vote for @ToddGlass starting May 31st. say.ly/kTU3qu5 about 5 hours ago via WhoSay
  2. I'm just glad i dont have to seek approval from strangers on the internet. about 5 hours ago via WhoSay
  3. Wait, it's GAIN weight for the summer, right. Not lose weight, right? #pleasebegainweightforthesummer. about 5 hours ago via WhoSay
  4. BREAKING: i've started to lie about who's opening for me at Foxwood Casino this Saturday! say.ly/OmL3qsM about 7 hours ago via WhoSay
  5. BREAKING: The @realDonaldTrump to open for me at Foxwoods Casino this Saturday Night! say.ly/nlo3qsE about 7 hours ago via WhoSay
  6. Daily Show writer&patriot @kevinbleyer has rewritten the Constitution. The least you could do is read it: amzn.to/K0wYsl about 7 hours ago via web
  7. I haven't been hungry for like a year. about 19 hours ago via WhoSay
  8. It’s not that I forgot your name, it’s just I thought you might have changed yours. 9:20 PM May 25th via WhoSay
  9. Being a father is a lot like being the least powerful Vice President in history. 4:36 PM May 25th via WhoSay
  10. When is it going to be the beautiful people’s turn? How about letting them be on the cover of a magazine or sing a pop song? 7:46 AM May 24th via WhoSay
  11. @TCrabtree83 @mrdavehill For the crack you have to buy two of them. Also why don't you drop and give me ten push ups! 7:21 AM May 24th via web in reply to TCrabtree83
  12. My son is starting to walk. I guess that's impressive. After 11 months of lying around. He still doesn't speak English. Pathetic. 4:53 AM May 24th via WhoSay
  13. Everyone should buy the new @mrdavehill book “Tasteful Nudes”. You don’t have to read it. Just buy it. 4:33 AM May 24th via web
  • Verified Account
  • Name Jim Gaffigan
  • Location NYC - America Tour starts Jan
  • Web http://jimgaffiga...
  • Bio Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper Mr. Universe avail NOW at JimGaffigan.com $5
661 Following 1,068,811 Followers 19,946 Listed
Matt Goldich Jimmy Failla Nate Bargatze Jamie Patricof Brendan McLaughlin Esquire Magazine Juliette Lewis Christa Miller Peter King Bob Newhart Ana Gasteyer billy eichner Suzanne Malveaux Al Romas kristen johnston Rick Reilly Stephen Lynch Arsenio Hall Brad Bird Pete Cashmore Ron Lynch SockMonkeyFarm.com Heather Fink Dan Savage Owen Benjamin Mike Polk Jr. Jon Cryer Retta John Morrison Victor Nelli Shia LaBeouf josh groban Kellee Stewart Josie Dimples max greenfield Patrick Keane