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JimDarrien

  1. Rain in Fenway brings a halt to the Bill Welke show. Supporting cast of Tigers & Red Sox also on a delay. #Tigers #WelkeIsAwful
  2. #RappersWhoWillNeverBlow is trending. I don't know, but I always thought "Puff Daddy" was a pretty obvious down-low nickname.
  3. I have nothing against people praying, but posting a prayer into your Facebook status isn't praying. That's just... fb.me/21qykrz0w
  4. Don't try to copy it. That box is patented. fb.me/1t6kVQubB
  5. Clearly they're after the frustrated housewife demographic. fb.me/1MpG9ZB4X
  6. I posted 4 photos on Facebook in the album "Random Amusements" fb.me/1q1lsK2Zx
  7. I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/1Fz7CF7pr
  8. Heard Hotel California for the millionth time. My prize: Eardrums begging to be euthanized. Commercial radio=the unwashed taint of humanity
  9. If comics gave themselves the same sort of nicknames that jazz & blues musicians use, we'd have a lot guys named Dick Joke Shorty.
  10. Cure For The Mondays Comedy Night @TNNRaleigh tonight @ 8:30. Great lineup of funny people. Good for what ails ya. Good for your taint.
  11. Lately I've become concerned that I don't have enough self-doubt.
  12. I heard someone on the TV box use the phrase "explosive diarrhea" and I wondered, why are we still giving Al Qaeda weapons ideas?
  13. Atta-you Jhonny! Good stuff from Peralta & Sherzer so far #EatEmUpTigers #Tigers
  14. If they've trademarked the name I guess I'll have rename my boys fb.me/D41oz2v8
  15. Do Not Forget! Monday night. Cure For The Mondays Comedy @TNNRaleigh
  16. Interesting way to say "Apple Sucks." fb.me/1MixEsH1H
  17. I had always hoped that I would be the first to use the phrase, "Genital Cosmetic Colorant." Alas, another dream... fb.me/19qTasbbd
  18. As long as we are deny rights to part of the population we are not the land of the free, and as long as the rest... fb.me/z0UdKoj2
  19. I don't think that something like has any impact on whether Romney would be a good president or not. But I also... fb.me/1wQcnxuTL