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JimCarreyQuotes

  1. Fletcher: "Thanks son! I'm so glad my gift can bring the two of them together. My plan to phase myself out is almost complete." (Liar Liar)
  2. Chip: "Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! Bad boys, bad boys.. watcha gonna do?" (The Cable Guy)
  3. "I don't care if people think I'm an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do." - Jim Carrey.
  4. Dick: "We followed the rules, and we got screwed." (Fun With Dick & Jane)
  5. Walter: "Of course time is just a counting system... numbers with meanings attached to them." (The Number 23)
  6. Truman: "Yes sir-ee. A birthday comes but once a year!" (The Truman Show)
  7. Hank: "Well fuck my ozone." (Me, Myself & Irene)
  8. Bruce: ''How do you make someone love you without affecting Free Will?'' (Bruce Almighty)
  9. If you love Dumb & Dumber I suggest you follow @LlloydChristmas, they're hilarious :)
  10. The Riddler: "Your entrance was good. His was better." (Batman Forever)
  11. Carl: "Ever had a Red Bull? I've never had a Red Bull before but I had a Red Bull last night, I really like Red Bull." (Yes Man)
  12. #ReplaceMovieTitleWithHorny Ace Ventura: When Horny Calls
  13. #ReplaceMovieTitleWithHorny The Horny Show
  14. #ReplaceMovieTitleWithHorny Horny Forever
  15. #ReplaceMovieTitleWithHorny Dumb & Horny
  16. "I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer." - Jim Carrey