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JimBiancotweets

  1. it's absolutely ridiculous that the words "Winterfell" and "imp" are part of my daily vocabulary now.
  2. Mary was kinda dope. Peter and Paul, on the other hand, were slag-off talentless hanger-ons.
  3. @joeyryan I thought I felt the residue of your presence at the buffet table. Perhaps the universe is predicting our own magical brunch?
  4. I've lived in LA for 12 years and never been to the Magic Castle....until today!!! #tadah!
  5. "how much can i do here without feeling guilty"- me, at an ice cream place-"how little can I do here without feeling guilty" -me, at the gym
  6. I'm not saying that everyone who drives a BMW is an asshole. I'm saying every asshole I know drives a BMW.
  7. A song can never be too short. Especially a ke$ha song.
  8. " Fear is evil's most successful disguise."- franz wright
  9. Following @robdelaney has made my life simultaneously wonderful and disturbing.
  10. I'm going to spend the weekend stalking the person above this tweet.
  11. If you like Louis ck, you'll like this. A lot. youtube.com/watch?v=VOZ2Pe…
  12. I didn't know this, but @realdonaldtrump made his big screen debut a long time ago as an oompa loompa. twitter.com/JimBiancotweet…
  13. that's 10% of their weekly physical sales! @anyamarina @AtlanticRecords @kiddenz @houseofstang @immac
  14. there is nothing like it when a sweet girl gets dirty. @SaraBareilles youtube.com/watch?v=QuU6Kq…
  15. They say "the world is your oyster". It's too bad you're allergic to shellfish.
  16. I feel a fundamental disconnection with people who cut their hamburgers in half.
  17. "We're the definition of starving artists, except we're fat."
  18. I never knew balls could be so musical. @tommcrae
  19. One of the unforeseen results of the invention of text messaging was learning that my father is pretty much illiterate.