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  1. Alright gonna finish proving this woman is a nut and unfit then im off to bed. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
  2. @gnesbitt no one ever wins in those cases, especially the child. Thankfully this case is fictional.
  3. @peevedmichelle http://twitpic.com/qyjhw - Those look delicious!
  4. They ought to make children's thermometers with built in alarms for when a temp goes over a certain degree it goes off. no need to get up
  5. @Ieatmykidzsnack Actually its probably G-ds way of making spit since diet dew isnt kosher. Swallowing isn't allowed :)
  6. @Ieatmykidzsnack I'm a huge snorter and soda spitter. Thankfully I have good bladder control so I dont pee while im snorting :)
  7. @WhyIsDaddyCryin Dammit! You people need to stop making me laugh while im trying to drink my soda. My screen is getting all sticky lol
  8. @gnesbitt Will u do my homework for me? It's family law, divorce and child custody case w/alimony & child support. Have to prove mom unfit.
  9. Do I want to stay up and do homework or take my happy pill and go to sleep and do my homework tomorrow?
  10. @ezmomm infant/childrens advil worked better when my Geena was cutting teeth. It helped with the inflammation of the gums.
  11. @ezmomm another one. It's been 5 yrs since her last ear infection. (knock on wood)
  12. @ezmomm My daughter went through that. They almost put tubes in her ears. Dr said one more infection then it will be tube time. Never had
  13. @ezmomm awww poor baby. how old is he? is he old enough to have infant tylenol drops?
  14. @ezmomm can ya take him out for a little car ride? Maybe that will put him to sleep.
  15. @Ieatmykidzsnack @WhyIsDaddyCryin Please tell me you all had them out with rulers. Which are you?<<<this 1 I had just taken a big sip of dew
  16. Geena fell asleep in the middle of the floor as she was FINALLY cleaning up her crap. Im not waking the crabby whiny one, sweet dreams Gee
  17. @allconsoffun I'm guessing you're not in Kansas anymore? Did ya follow the yellow brick road?
  18. @Ieatmykidzsnack lmao, that comment just made me spit diet dew at my screen
  19. RT @WhyIsDaddyCryin: @Ieatmykidzsnack college friends and I spent a night drinking and figuring it out: *by inches penis: 0 to 5 dick: ...
  20. RT @palinode I have been reading Thanksgiving tweets for a solid week.When the hell do u people actually eat your turkey?<< Who eats Turkey?