JillFilipovic
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Percival the Cat has a new arch-nemisis: A plastic fork. It has replaced the white spot on the fridge as his biggest enemy. Fork is winning.
about 10 hours ago
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I know this is not nice to say, but does anyone really expect Cheney to be alive in 2012?
about 11 hours ago
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@ I would actually appreciate it if you would not take the word "buggerin" in vain. I am a bug-loving follower.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to pzmyers
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YES PLEASE. RT @: This. Must. Happen. RT @: I want Lady Gaga to release a Christmas album. Just the classics, of course.
about 12 hours ago
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Conservatives want work requirements for food stamps. Where, exactly, are those jobs coming from?
about 12 hours ago
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Wish I were smoking cigars with @ @. Damn.
7:38 PM Nov 28th
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Highlight: RT @ "find me a guy who looks like you, dresses like you and acts like you. just not you." I think this warrants an FML.
7:37 PM Nov 28th
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@ Ah, if only that's what I actually went home to do! Sounds like your night ended well.
6:14 AM Nov 28th
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in reply to garyhe
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I do! You all just say what needs to be said, so I rarely comment RT @ @ you'll have to hang out at @ :)
6:46 PM Nov 26th
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@ Oh good. I haven't even looked at it in two or three days. Gotta love that.
6:40 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to challyzatb
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I cannot log into Feministe. Now what am I going to do with my long weekend?
6:37 PM Nov 26th
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@ 1 bottle of prosecco, 3 bottles of red. For three people.
6:25 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to garyhe
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Now I am sitting and drinking wine while my mom and sister clean up. Win.
5:03 PM Nov 26th
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First hosted Thanksgiving dinner = success. I make very good stuffing.
5:03 PM Nov 26th
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You know it's time to lose weight when you're posing with your first Thanksgiving turkey and your mom yells, "SUCK IT IN!"
4:25 PM Nov 26th
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Jill: "Ow, this turkey is hot as fuck!" Mom: "I'm pretty sure that's what the pilgrims said."
4:06 PM Nov 26th
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@ Wait I meant Friday. Whiskey Friday. I'm a fool.
6:52 AM Nov 26th
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in reply to garyhe
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@ Nope, my mom and sis are here. You in the city? We are celebrating Whiskey Friday tomorrow if you're interested...
4:45 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to garyhe
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My Thanksgiving turkey: A combination of Gwenyth's (I know... but her Goop recipes are usually pretty good) & this
1:44 PM Nov 25th
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Love it. RT @ I am a "nerdy man" according to @: . Thank you.
1:40 PM Nov 25th
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