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  1. Percival the Cat has a new arch-nemisis: A plastic fork. It has replaced the white spot on the fridge as his biggest enemy. Fork is winning.
  2. I know this is not nice to say, but does anyone really expect Cheney to be alive in 2012? http://www.newsweek.com/id/...
  3. @pzmyers I would actually appreciate it if you would not take the word "buggerin" in vain. I am a bug-loving follower.
  4. YES PLEASE. RT @noboa: This. Must. Happen. RT @ezraklein: I want Lady Gaga to release a Christmas album. Just the classics, of course.
  5. http://tinyurl.com/y8zueqr Conservatives want work requirements for food stamps. Where, exactly, are those jobs coming from?
  6. Wish I were smoking cigars with @garyhe @sgmagnus. Damn.
  7. Highlight: RT @garyhe "find me a guy who looks like you, dresses like you and acts like you. just not you." I think this warrants an FML.
  8. @garyhe Ah, if only that's what I actually went home to do! Sounds like your night ended well.
  9. I do! You all just say what needs to be said, so I rarely comment RT @bilerico @JillFilipovic you'll have to hang out at @bilericoproject :)
  10. @challyzatb Oh good. I haven't even looked at it in two or three days. Gotta love that.
  11. I cannot log into Feministe. Now what am I going to do with my long weekend?
  12. @garyhe 1 bottle of prosecco, 3 bottles of red. For three people.
  13. Now I am sitting and drinking wine while my mom and sister clean up. Win.
  14. First hosted Thanksgiving dinner = success. I make very good stuffing.
  15. You know it's time to lose weight when you're posing with your first Thanksgiving turkey and your mom yells, "SUCK IT IN!"
  16. Jill: "Ow, this turkey is hot as fuck!" Mom: "I'm pretty sure that's what the pilgrims said."
  17. @garyhe Wait I meant Friday. Whiskey Friday. I'm a fool.
  18. @garyhe Nope, my mom and sis are here. You in the city? We are celebrating Whiskey Friday tomorrow if you're interested...
  19. My Thanksgiving turkey: A combination of Gwenyth's (I know... but her Goop recipes are usually pretty good) & this http://tinyurl.com/54h8xt
  20. Love it. RT @jacobsoboroff I am a "nerdy man" according to @jedigrrrl: http://bit.ly/7sMZ1K. Thank you.