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  1. Mindspill Post Tiny Phone Painting #3: Rocket Nub http://bit.ly/Nj0mT
  2. Celebrating the 4th by stuffing @cunch with explosives and rolling her into a packed parade full of sweating, honking, obese revellers.
  3. A lot of spams have revealed themselves, but not nearly enough to cover the thousands of silent lurkers that make up the bulk of followers.
  4. How many of you are spambots? Raise your spammy hands.
  5. @warrenellis That's not spam. I just wanted to tell you something really personal and now you're telling everyone. Jesus, man.
  6. @amber_benson That path leads only to ruin. Not to mention huffing is about as ghetto a habit as you can have. Next stop: Intervention.
  7. @evandorkin I just get more followers that way. Is it the inflection or something? Spin or something, like in bowling?
  8. Mindspill Post Facebook: Terminator Salvation was Right. http://bit.ly/20trmM
  9. @MrTerminator Nah, You're alright, T-100. In fact, my latest Mindspill post has a Skynet mention in it. It'll be up soon.
  10. @robyngraves You got it, buddy! I mean...JERKFACE!
  11. @robyngraves Alright. You start Monday, and wear an enormous hat. Don't ask why.
  12. @evandorkin Hey, what'd you do? I could stand to lose a few of my own. Unsavory types, of lot of these people, ya know?
  13. The pie was made with the embittered flesh of of those people who answer questions with complaints that do nobody any good. Mmmm.
  14. People who say I don't have to probably don't have people pretending to be you if you don't. You people are bad. The rest, here's some pie
  15. Is there a plugin for Facebook that reads my mind so that I never have to actually manage it or have to deal with it ever? That'd be swell.
  16. @3liza You make the best melted moon snow, and dang if these legs are so delicious they make me forget I'll never walk again! Yeehaw!
  17. @3liza It's edible, but it's empty and soulless, ma'am, like youtube commenters crossed with a circus peanut. best we just eat my legs.
  18. We're in alright condition, save for @3liza having to carry me and the legs of mine that were blown off when the fuel tank ruptured.
  19. @3liza yeah, first thing I thought was Super Mario Galaxy-class planet, but, really, they did it in Ratchet and Clank first. They did.
  20. Spaceship crashed on an uncharted world. No survivors except for @3liza and myself and a horrible, CG mascot. It's not cute at all.