JhonenV
- Mindspill Post Tiny Phone Painting #3: Rocket Nub http://bit.ly/Nj0mTabout 12 hours ago from twitterfeed
- Celebrating the 4th by stuffing @cunch with explosives and rolling her into a packed parade full of sweating, honking, obese revellers.2:39 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- A lot of spams have revealed themselves, but not nearly enough to cover the thousands of silent lurkers that make up the bulk of followers.12:58 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- How many of you are spambots? Raise your spammy hands.10:00 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @warrenellis That's not spam. I just wanted to tell you something really personal and now you're telling everyone. Jesus, man.9:01 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to warrenellis
- @amber_benson That path leads only to ruin. Not to mention huffing is about as ghetto a habit as you can have. Next stop: Intervention.12:31 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to amber_benson
- @evandorkin I just get more followers that way. Is it the inflection or something? Spin or something, like in bowling?7:58 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to evandorkin
- Mindspill Post Facebook: Terminator Salvation was Right. http://bit.ly/20trmM7:39 PM Jul 3rd from twitterfeed
- @MrTerminator Nah, You're alright, T-100. In fact, my latest Mindspill post has a Skynet mention in it. It'll be up soon.5:23 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to MrTerminator
- @robyngraves You got it, buddy! I mean...JERKFACE!4:55 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to robyngraves
- @robyngraves Alright. You start Monday, and wear an enormous hat. Don't ask why.4:47 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to robyngraves
- @evandorkin Hey, what'd you do? I could stand to lose a few of my own. Unsavory types, of lot of these people, ya know?4:45 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to evandorkin
- The pie was made with the embittered flesh of of those people who answer questions with complaints that do nobody any good. Mmmm.4:43 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- People who say I don't have to probably don't have people pretending to be you if you don't. You people are bad. The rest, here's some pie4:40 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Is there a plugin for Facebook that reads my mind so that I never have to actually manage it or have to deal with it ever? That'd be swell.4:33 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @3liza You make the best melted moon snow, and dang if these legs are so delicious they make me forget I'll never walk again! Yeehaw!11:26 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to 3liza
- @3liza It's edible, but it's empty and soulless, ma'am, like youtube commenters crossed with a circus peanut. best we just eat my legs.11:18 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to 3liza
- We're in alright condition, save for @3liza having to carry me and the legs of mine that were blown off when the fuel tank ruptured.11:13 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to 3liza
- @3liza yeah, first thing I thought was Super Mario Galaxy-class planet, but, really, they did it in Ratchet and Clank first. They did.11:11 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to 3liza
- Spaceship crashed on an uncharted world. No survivors except for @3liza and myself and a horrible, CG mascot. It's not cute at all.11:07 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
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- Name Jhonen Vasquez
- Location In a gutted caribou for warmth
- Web http://www.questi...
- Bio Brilliantist. Father of Lies.
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