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JhonenV

  1. Photo: tmblr.co/ZVwvByMP-PBY
  2. Can't sleep. Prometheus still hasn't come out yet. I'll just stay up until then.
  3. @I_am_sloth Well, if Wikipedia says so...
  4. Photo: tmblr.co/ZVwvByMP0Gz9
  5. I want to see a movie like The Omen, but instead it's a little girl and she's getting into anime and the parents have to kill her.
  6. @egoraptor Hand gliding stunt. Goes bad and you drop from the sky onto the truck, shit out the last of your life while screaming. Truth.
  7. @egoraptor I just got back from the future and it turns out you actually shit on the roof of a taco truck parked across the street from E3.
  8. Yeah you can turn off quick join, but then you have to explain to people why you declined their request and what flavor your mouse is now.
  9. Hate that you have to play Diablo 3 online. Sometimes you just want to play alone, crying, eating a tub of ice cream with your mouse.
  10. Not sure, but I think I'm going to E3. Gonna be real mad if yet another year goes by without a Cool Spot sequel.
  11. Photo: tmblr.co/ZVwvByMFnR6x
  12. The announcement of a baby just sounds like "A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA".
  13. I always imagine people as having little symbols over their head like in The Sims, icons with water for drowning, or a tire for car accident
  14. Is it normal, when a friend tells you they're having a baby, to spend more than a minute wondering how that baby will someday die?
  15. Its mission done, my phone finally gave up the ghost and lowered itself into the molten metal, thumb raised like in that movie Short Circuit
  16. “Tears” by HEALTH is my new jam. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/JhonenV/_1rvkt…
  17. So apparently I'm NOT being paid by the Cheezits people. It was just a dream I had. A dream I will never give up on. I love you, Cheezits.
  18. "CHEEZITS. THEY'RE JAGGED!"
  19. FUCK! Forgot to ejaculate semen and instead blasted a cheezariffic torrent of Cheezit brand cheese snacks into some screaming chick.