JezebelTheGreat
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@ You may possibly be the first person on The Twitter to ever just say "hi" to me.
about 4 hours ago
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@ I sent you a @ reply about your boyfriend being cute & then I noticed I used 'you're' instead of 'your' & I deleted it. I'm a loser
about 8 hours ago
from web
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@ good morning daddy dearest
about 8 hours ago
from web
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Back to work tomorrow, slaves of American commerce. Hope you enjoyed the stuffing.
about 18 hours ago
from txt
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Watching the '06 All-Star Game and my baby JV's pitching in the sixth. I MISS BASEBALL, INTERNET :(
about 18 hours ago
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@ He's been off work for FOUR DAYS because of the holiday. We're driving each other batshit.
1:16 PM Nov 29th
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I love my dude...and if he weren't going back to work tomorrow I'd be smothering him in his fucking sleep tonight.
11:02 AM Nov 29th
from txt
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@ Social D is my shit! Ness is the man.
5:40 PM Nov 28th
from web
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Next year's the 30th anniversary of Caddyshack. THIRTY!
5:05 PM Nov 28th
from txt
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Late birthday present: dude just asked me if it's okay if he watches football at the bar on Sundays from now on.
7:21 AM Nov 28th
from txt
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Black Friday is over...hope none of you got killed. Or maimed. Or whatever.
7:05 PM Nov 27th
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@ Oh, that's fine. I'm only here a few times a day myself now to jot down shit and catch up on these crazy kids. :)
12:32 PM Nov 27th
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I'll keep my fingers crossed that none of you hasty, impatient shoppers get trampled. Good luck, you eager beavers!
7:52 PM Nov 26th
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Hope everyone had a swell Thanksgiving. I had cheesesteak & cheesecake instead of turkey & pumpkin pie. And now...now I'm having beer.
7:50 PM Nov 26th
from web
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Ugh, really? Joe Buck? I haven't had to listen to him since the Series.
9:33 AM Nov 26th
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RT @: awewww ThanksJesus
9:29 AM Nov 26th
from web
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Birthday was tits. Got the Always Sunny Christmas special...HILARITY. "Did you fuck my mom, Santa?"
7:49 PM Nov 25th
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@ fyi: i'm following you here so i can bug you in two different places. i insist.
7:44 PM Nov 25th
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...and my pony still hasn't shown up. Fucking UPS.
11:36 AM Nov 25th
from txt
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@ I'm never gonna look at my hearts the same again, so thanks for that.
11:23 AM Nov 25th
from web
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- Name Jessie, fool
- Location Detroit
- Web http://tweetphoto...
- Bio 34 year-old not-Mexican former stripper. I love old school punk rock, Law & Order, horror movies and baseball. I smoke. I drink. I'm fabulous.
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