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JezOsbourne

  1. brits don't need a stupid 4/20 date to smoke weed 9:58 AM Apr 20th via Twitter for Mac
  2. dear twitter, im out of loo roll. you know where i am 6:41 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for Mac
  3. wanking just to keep my hands warm 2:21 AM Feb 3rd via Twitter for Mac
  4. with age comes special shampoo 1:30 AM Jan 30th via web
  5. mades some cakes. one for every conquest. don't ask about no. 12 a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash… 11:04 AM Jan 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  6. the king of limbs = treefingers: the album 4:45 PM Feb 18th, 2011 via Twitter for Mac
  7. ooooo 11:06 AM Dec 30th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  8. spilt soup on the remote, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 11:06 AM Dec 30th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  9. fukk this game is scary. headphones only, video game without video in the afterlife http://bit.ly/papasangre 10:53 AM Dec 23rd, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  10. @thesuperhans yep. #peepshow 2:27 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  11. @markcorrigan all the best in there corrigan #peepshow 2:25 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  12. what is soph on about? ive put my whole hand in her before. hope she didnt complain to mark bout that one #peepshow 2:17 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  13. the shout call this the 'shouty ward'. sounds more fun than it is actually #peepshow 2:06 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  14. the hand steralising stuff here tastes rough #peepshow 2:04 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  15. mark left his change! will get coffee. if i buy one for mark as well, its alright #peepshow 2:02 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  16. for a place with laughing gas on tap, hospitals arent cheery #peepshow 2:01 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  17. at the hospital for birth of @markcorrigan's babby! sophie sounds like shes getting shagged #peepshow 1:59 PM Nov 26th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  18. Thanks Google. http://bit.ly/dhk0gY (via @MarkCorrigan) 4:57 AM Nov 20th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  19. just completed pizza boy on iphone. retro platformer, well ard. let me know if you complete it. link: http://bit.ly/devqWY 6:05 AM Oct 14th, 2010 via Tweetie for Mac
  • Name Jez Osbourne
  • Bio pioneering beats and breaks monster, basically the next prodigy, like the band but also like the word
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