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twitter puts britney on a platter and i still havent seen more than one frame of her sucking anyone off. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
RT: Poor bugger http://bit.ly/4SJoEX (via @iamsimonyoung) 8:26 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
eating pombears. better than being a bastard on the sims. 2:02 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
RT: March on Houses of Parliament, support #webwar against Mandelson and PLEASE RT. http://tr.im/Fixg (via @TomDavenport) 12:56 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
third wisdom tooth about to blow its load in my mouth. not that i need a reason only to eat ice cream 11:08 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
had a shot for evry #peggparty tweet im gratful for iPhone correction typing for the correct spelling 4:10 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
mark is smiling at me while eating my first class 'pasta a la yum. ' knew he'd love it. wonder if he'll recognise the flavour of canaboid 4:45 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
speechless... http://tr.im/EWjx 3:49 AM Nov 14th from tr.im
i don't believe in radiation. 3:31 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
RT: Old people seem to have forgotten how to shut the fuck up in the library. (via @JohnnyFirecloud) 11:20 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
you stinky trout. #threewordsaftersex (via @theSuperHans) 3:40 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
ant and dec clearly do not give a fuck in these nintendo DS ads. they just count the £/second as they work nowdays 11:19 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
...and your name? #threewordsaftersex 8:21 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
RT @jackschofield: Deadly drugs: brilliant infographic for Guardian @datastore http://bit.ly/oruMg [See cannabis] 5:41 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
it's late enough that I'll probably stay up now. 11:14 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
RT @cedra78: but "bonobo session" is already in common usage? > it's a musician, facist. some say the millionth monkey on a keyboard. 6:37 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
RT @plasmatron: a film called the sorcerers is on the telly. it looks pretty fucking amazing 6:33 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
having a chilliant bonobo session here. i invented chilliant, just then. 5:57 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
YES! lighter fluid, candle, and old lighter flint ingenuity saves the day. i am a smoking fucking genius. 4:41 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
got a lost lighter nightmare goin on 4:40 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie