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  1. mark is smiling at me while eating my first class 'pasta a la yum. ' knew he'd love it. wonder if he'll recognise the flavour of canaboid 4:45 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  2. speechless... http://tr.im/EWjx 3:49 AM Nov 14th from tr.im
  3. i don't believe in radiation. 3:31 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  4. RT: Old people seem to have forgotten how to shut the fuck up in the library. (via @JohnnyFirecloud) 11:20 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  5. you stinky trout. #threewordsaftersex (via @theSuperHans) 3:40 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  6. ant and dec clearly do not give a fuck in these nintendo DS ads. they just count the £/second as they work nowdays 11:19 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  7. ...and your name? #threewordsaftersex 8:21 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  8. RT @jackschofield: Deadly drugs: brilliant infographic for Guardian @datastore http://bit.ly/oruMg [See cannabis] 5:41 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  9. it's late enough that I'll probably stay up now. 11:14 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  10. RT @cedra78: but "bonobo session" is already in common usage? > it's a musician, facist. some say the millionth monkey on a keyboard. 6:37 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  11. RT @plasmatron: a film called the sorcerers is on the telly. it looks pretty fucking amazing 6:33 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  12. having a chilliant bonobo session here. i invented chilliant, just then. 5:57 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  13. YES! lighter fluid, candle, and old lighter flint ingenuity saves the day. i am a smoking fucking genius. 4:41 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  14. got a lost lighter nightmare goin on 4:40 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. love the side of twitter where you get to say 'you fuckin do it' 3:02 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  16. @MarkCorrigan spit on my cake mark. spit on my birthday cake. 2:28 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to MarkCorrigan
  17. look at nigeria reprasent, malware city http://tr.im/Eamy 2:26 PM Nov 4th from tr.im
  18. handful of haribo, yes please 2:17 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  19. oooohh, clever. very clever. and wrong. RT: Cold Ribena, hot Vimto. (via @PenrodPooch) 11:10 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  20. fierce ribena/vimto debate going on here 6:28 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  • Name Jez Osbourne
  • Bio pioneering beats and breaks monster, basically the next prodigy, like the band but also like the word
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