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  1. mark is smiling at me while eating my first class 'pasta a la yum. ' knew he'd love it. wonder if he'll recognise the flavour of canaboid
  2. speechless... http://tr.im/EWjx
  3. i don't believe in radiation.
  4. RT: Old people seem to have forgotten how to shut the fuck up in the library. (via @JohnnyFirecloud)
  5. you stinky trout. #threewordsaftersex (via @theSuperHans)
  6. ant and dec clearly do not give a fuck in these nintendo DS ads. they just count the £/second as they work nowdays
  7. ...and your name? #threewordsaftersex
  8. RT @jackschofield: Deadly drugs: brilliant infographic for Guardian @datastore http://bit.ly/oruMg [See cannabis]
  9. it's late enough that I'll probably stay up now.
  10. RT @cedra78: but "bonobo session" is already in common usage? > it's a musician, facist. some say the millionth monkey on a keyboard.
  11. RT @plasmatron: a film called the sorcerers is on the telly. it looks pretty fucking amazing
  12. having a chilliant bonobo session here. i invented chilliant, just then.
  13. YES! lighter fluid, candle, and old lighter flint ingenuity saves the day. i am a smoking fucking genius.
  14. got a lost lighter nightmare goin on
  15. love the side of twitter where you get to say 'you fuckin do it'
  16. @MarkCorrigan spit on my cake mark. spit on my birthday cake.
  17. look at nigeria reprasent, malware city http://tr.im/Eamy
  18. handful of haribo, yes please
  19. oooohh, clever. very clever. and wrong. RT: Cold Ribena, hot Vimto. (via @PenrodPooch)
  20. fierce ribena/vimto debate going on here