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  1. @daftapeth You had me at Debbie Gibson. 5 minutes ago from Brizzly in reply to daftapeth
  2. Not sure what's sexier, my bedhead or the fact that I woke up in a small lake of my own drool. 7 minutes ago from Brizzly
  3. I NEED SLEEP. Dear Sleep: I'mma comin to shank you. about 11 hours ago from yoono
  4. Ha. My mom gave me all my old standardized test scores. She lied to me about my iq and told me it was lower than it is! Sneaky woman. about 11 hours ago from yoono
  5. @lizzzzzard Hmmmmm....did someone perhaps "borrow" it? One of your 8,000 family members perhaps? about 11 hours ago from yoono in reply to lizzzzzard
  6. @lizzzzzard Sigh. Check your car? about 11 hours ago from yoono in reply to lizzzzzard
  7. @lizzzzzard Oh Boo! Is it the big glitter shaped like XMas trees? That's a tragic loss. I've got some markers and stickers AWOL right now. about 11 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to lizzzzzard
  8. @dreamresidue I'm getting a Masters in Elementary Ed so I can get paid more to have kids bite me. And call me a puta. And throw up on me. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to dreamresidue
  9. @chriscolfer You rule. Kurt reminds me of my high school BFF. Yes, I was a musical theatre nerd. Yes, he was gay. Yes, we made out anyway. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to chriscolfer
  10. Ever want to watch someone defenestrate THEMSELVES? @squidwiggle is your man! about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  11. @KrankiP I also have a pair of Clarks sneakery-mary jane thingies but they don't have enough arch support for my mangled feet. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to KrankiP
  12. Where is my mind you ask, Charles Michael Kitridge Thompson IV? GOOD FUCKING QUESTION. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  13. @lizzzzzard If this is about what I think it is? I think it's time for an Intervention. Only because I love you. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to lizzzzzard
  14. And now for this self-aggrandizing message! I squoze out some bloggy stuff! http://bit.ly/13eNvY about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  15. @KrankiP Can't help you with the not totally ugly: but these are what I wear to stand/deal with small children all day: http://bit.ly/5EsvPc about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to KrankiP
  16. @smashedpotatoes Yes, if you don't mind buying stock in SPF 85. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to smashedpotatoes
  17. @squibble YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF MY HEART. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to squibble
  18. RT @mochamomma: http://bit.ly/8E89aZ - Mason checking out some "active bottoms" @lizzzzzard ? :) about 12 hours ago from Brizzly
  19. @Neilochka This is true. Just a big ball of bread with fat on it. And I love them so. about 12 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to Neilochka
  20. @squibble Have I told you lately that I love you? about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to squibble