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Jewles

Photo: tmblr.co/ZugFUyMLealD 11:35 PM May 28th via Tumblr
Some classy characters here. (@ Department of Motor Vehicles) 4sq.com/JUXUwp 7:52 AM May 24th via foursquare from Neuse, NC
@brokeymcpoverty Word. 5:55 PM May 23rd via web in reply to brokeymcpoverty
Tarpo It isn't so much that this is bad... Its that.. No.. its just that its bad.. #Idol #Rhiannaonidol #WTF #Crap #garbage #FrickinLaserbeams 5:48 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by Jewles
DollarMenuTweet Fantasia is on American Idol looking like a Family Dollar version of Wonder Woman. God bless. #idol 5:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Jewles and 206 others
I feel sorry for the person who had to Vaseline up Fantasia Barrino and shoehorn her into that sequin bodysuit. #idolonfox 5:30 PM May 23rd via web
BeTheBoy I am the Michael Jordan of dropping food in my lap. 9:10 AM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by Jewles and 1 other
@cratering You? Angry about something? Why, that's virtually unheard of! 11:12 AM May 23rd via web in reply to cratering
Photo: GPO My Lady Parts. tmblr.co/ZugFUyLuQyGw 1:19 PM May 21st via Tumblr
@newsobserver Excellent news for Wake county educators like myself! 11:37 AM May 21st via web in reply to newsobserver
MrWordsWorth Of course we should 'move on' when it comes to Chris Brown. The further you are from him, the less likely he is to choke you. 11:36 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by Jewles and 11 others
In the movie of this, I imagine Tumblr would be played by Seth Rogen and David Karp would be Ashton Kutcher. DUDE, WHERE'S MY SERVER? 11:37 AM May 21st via web
Tumblr is like a 30 year old unemployed dude living in his mom's basement, but no one has the balls to tell him to get his shit together. 11:30 AM May 21st via web
@cratering Somebody did. It's been buggy for days now. The dash seems unable to refresh, pulling up old posts randomly. Typical Tumblr. 11:30 AM May 21st via web in reply to cratering
rsmallbone Why is it that when teen girls do stuff together they always sound like they're being horribly murdered? STOP SCREAMING I CAN HEAR YOU. 11:19 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by Jewles
Just cuz I feel crappy I don't have to look crappy. Free water, lots of magazines, massage chairs. (@ Luxury Nail Spa) 4sq.com/MhAcdi 2:45 PM May 15th via foursquare from Luxurious, Raleigh
hijinksensue Just realized that Alton Brown is the culinary Halfblood Prince. #potionsmaster #crushdontslice 11:27 AM May 13th via Echofon Retweeted by Jewles and 9 others
hijinksensue #Dear12YearOldMe You are 100% correct about boobies. They are, and always will be the best. 7:50 PM May 13th via Echofon Retweeted by Jewles and 13 others
Picking up Ian's new Prius! (@ Fred Anderson Toyota) 4sq.com/M760l9 10:23 AM May 12th via foursquare from Anderson's Fred Toyota, Raleigh
@BtlRev You folks are doing the Lord's work. For reals. 10:37 AM May 10th via Mobile Web

Name Jewles
Location Raleigh
Web http://jewles.tum...
Bio Raleigh by way of Chicago, Saratoga Springs NY, and South Florida. Originator of #ChronicallyAwesome. My Ass™ is trademarked. Higher Ed Indentured Servant.