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  1. St. Louis is just an NFL team shy of being the year's leading sports town in the United States. #GoBlues #GoCardinals
  2. 46,086 #Brewers fans at Miller Park's Opening Day, to see the #Cardinals spank 'em like its October. #TripleHopsBrewedMyAss #GoCardinals
  3. It's the way you gotta leave a conference, with a championship trophy! Way to play #Mizzou! It's on to the big tournament.#NCAA #JägerBombs!
  4. Still holding the Big 12 lead with a great home win. Good game #Mizzou Tigers!
  5. *Ring*Ring* HERR-ROW? Any news confirmation that #Kim Jung-Un was assassinated? Or is this just another Twitter rumor?
  6. If you haven't heard about the "Big Game" this weekend, #CollegeGameDay is broadcasting the #Mizzou Tigers beating KU.
  7. Mitt's magic mormon underwear has skidmarks, and Newt's marriage has earmarks. #preparethem
  8. #SOTU 2012 in less than 10 minutes. Let the drinking games begin! New house rule: Any mention of Bin Laden gets a 2 shots+water chaser.
  9. @billmaher I got a questions for you: How is it that Romney is the Mormon, and Newt is the one with several wives and open marriages?
  10. HUGE win for #Mizzou! Let's keep it going gentlemen. #Big12Hoops
  11. #RickPerry is out! Who's the next G.O.P. contestant to be eliminated from #OccupyTheClownCar ? news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/c…
  12. President Obama has 60 days to decide on the Keystone XL #tarsands pipeline. Tell him to reject it now: bit.ly/wmDg9j
  13. Saturday's Picks ❒Saints ✔ 49ers ✔ Patriots ❒ Broncos ❒ Longhorns ✔ Mizzou #OccupyMizzouArena #BlackOutGame
  14. @spiders_13 Did you know David Bowie just turned 65? Now nothing's going to touch him in these #GoldenYears
  15. Don't let your friends/co-workers say TGIF. Lets not forget Jason Voorhees died for us to celebrate #Fridaythe13th. #WarOnTerror #FoxNews
  16. @meggitymak ditch all limited edition bowl game shirts #Mizzou didn't win. All Big 12 Championship shirts are keepers, along with #BeatKU's.
  17. Dalorean time travel.Knock up Natalie Portman.Exit a bullpen to Wild Thing.Fast-rope from Blackhawk in Mogadishu.#MovieThingsToDoBeforeIDie