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  1. There is a guy at Cosmos in want of a neck stabbing. Either that or I'ma grab his toupee and run. SHITBIRD.
  2. My husband's crazy drunk cousin Paula humped my hip at the reception tonight. "YOU BETTER HANDLE THIS," I told him.
  3. Rereading David Foster Wallace's 'Big Red Son'; laughing like a bastard.
  4. Am now employing the Mug O' Doom.
  5. Drinking beers with boys named things like Scooter and Toad.
  6. @atomicneddy _again_??
  7. MAXIIIIIIM, YOU BAAAASTARD. !
  8. As you may well guess, I am slightly bitter @ Maxim as a result.
  9. So, then, Maxim is responsible for my continued drudgery and poverty.
  10. I was totally feeling lucky, too.
  11. Wanted to stop at the Native casino we just passed.....Maxim suffers from a lack of the Spontanaeity Gene.
  12. Pretty sure you're all aware of the againstdrunkdriving rules, so I won't belabor that shiz
  13. Well, passengering, actually. There are no rules against drunk passengering.
  14. Driving! To the Gulf Coast!
  15. Having to drive my son's car for a couple of days. Its trunk smells like warmed-over ass.
  16. TIRED
  17. I love when the kids bring new people around.
  18. HIM: Why do you have a six-inch, rusty nail in your CAR? ME: Emergency crucifixions. HIM: ?? ! ME: That's how I roll.
  19. Hello and please help: Say you were compiling a mailing list of several hundred addresses....which program/software/ would you use and why?
  20. @lolagoetz good little read, laydeh