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  1. There is a guy at Cosmos in want of a neck stabbing. Either that or I'ma grab his toupee and run. SHITBIRD.6:12 PM Jun 20th from txt
  2. My husband's crazy drunk cousin Paula humped my hip at the reception tonight. "YOU BETTER HANDLE THIS," I told him.10:32 PM Jun 19th from txt
  3. Rereading David Foster Wallace's 'Big Red Son'; laughing like a bastard.12:07 PM Jun 19th from txt
  4. Am now employing the Mug O' Doom.11:50 AM Jun 19th from txt
  5. Drinking beers with boys named things like Scooter and Toad.7:46 PM Jun 18th from txt
  6. @atomicneddy _again_??2:07 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to atomicneddy
  7. MAXIIIIIIM, YOU BAAAASTARD. !10:41 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  8. As you may well guess, I am slightly bitter @ Maxim as a result.10:39 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  9. So, then, Maxim is responsible for my continued drudgery and poverty.10:37 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  10. I was totally feeling lucky, too.10:35 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  11. Wanted to stop at the Native casino we just passed.....Maxim suffers from a lack of the Spontanaeity Gene.10:34 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  12. Pretty sure you're all aware of the againstdrunkdriving rules, so I won't belabor that shiz10:29 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  13. Well, passengering, actually. There are no rules against drunk passengering.10:27 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  14. Driving! To the Gulf Coast!10:24 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
  15. Having to drive my son's car for a couple of days. Its trunk smells like warmed-over ass.5:57 PM Jun 16th from txt
  16. TIRED5:36 PM Jun 10th from txt
  17. I love when the kids bring new people around.10:38 AM Jun 6th from txt
  18. HIM: Why do you have a six-inch, rusty nail in your CAR? ME: Emergency crucifixions. HIM: ?? ! ME: That's how I roll.10:37 AM Jun 6th from txt
  19. Hello and please help: Say you were compiling a mailing list of several hundred addresses....which program/software/ would you use and why?3:51 PM May 21st from web
  20. @lolagoetz good little read, laydeh9:52 PM May 14th from web in reply to lolagoetz
  • Name Jett Superior
  • Location Hellabama.
  • Web http://www.decabl...
  • Bio This keyboard saves me from a homicide rap. REALLY.
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