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JesusDoesVegas

  1. At tacobell trying to enjoy my #doritoslocotaco. Some band called theory of a Deadman is playing. Somehow they sound worse than #nickleback
  2. @amendalee its working so far
  3. Hey I'm running social media for my new company. Help me out by following me @adwplumbing
  4. Godspeed you black emperor followed by Bitch magnet. #pandora
  5. @jetset314 I was scared of being too repetitive, so I actually trimmed it. I'll try to add a bit more then. Thanks for the input.
  6. I love digging holes... But I wouldn't want to be a grave digger #overheardAtDennys
  7. Why oh why did I not take more programming classes in highschool.
  8. @jetset314 soundcloud.com/jesusdoesvegas… I think it needs more still... (please excuse the shitty recording)
  9. What the hell do you do when you've written a song and you love it the way it is, but you record it and realize its only a minute long? #fb
  10. Oh, I see its hailing in St Louis today. Suckers.
  11. @Styner09 Styner if you were a pokemon game hero, I would be your friend/nemesis who you battle after every few towns.
  12. @Styner09 I think this means we need to start playing pokemon.
  13. Today I learned that firefighters are immuned to syphilis. #TheMoreYouKnow
  14. @Styner09 Stynerchu I choose you!
  15. @jetset314 @KetzerMusic My fingertip is turning purple... that's got to be a good step in the right direction right?
  16. @jetset314 @_spell Here's to having some kickin' rad rock hard fingertips.
  17. Guitar players... How do you get over the "my fingertips are both numb and on fire" feeling?
  18. Idea for the worst children's toy ever: rock em sock em cock block
  19. On Spanish tv a man wearing worn clown paint and a suit gives what appears to be done sort of press conference.What was happening? #fb
  20. I just saw an old Hispanic woman who bore a striking resemblance to Ronald Regan. #fb