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  1. Why hath I only 377 followers? Your father would be ashamed.9:07 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from web
  2. For I am Lord!7:23 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
  3. Praise Jesus! Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink!7:23 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from web
  4. YHWHWTF Oh praise YHWH! You are the true God. All thou other God's can eat it.1:17 AM Sep 21st, 2008 from web
  5. @marioOlckers Thank you for the words child! I shall not! And I shall remember that we come from nothing and go back to nothing.3:18 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to marioOlckers
  6. @marioOlckers Crucifixion’s a doddle.3:13 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to marioOlckers
  7. @acomputerpro A wise decision my son! Your Rabbi and you shall have receive a special place in Heaven.3:12 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to acomputerpro
  8. @marioOlckers I sometimes forget my own ways. Thank you for reminding me child. Here's my other cheek, daddy.3:08 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to marioOlckers
  9. @acomputerpro Jews are the only ones guaranteed to go to Heaven.3:02 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to acomputerpro
  10. @acomputerpro Your soul is already saved child. I don't save my sheep, I open up my legs to them.3:01 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to acomputerpro
  11. @gregoryng I'm usually the one bending over from all these prayers. Heyo.2:59 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to gregoryng
  12. @RyanMF Although I don't typically like Catholics, you are my love. To Heaven with you!2:59 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to Ryanmf
  13. @dobata My child! You're my number 1. Love and respect to you.2:58 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to dobata
  14. @juliaroy I have already forgiven you. Remember, there's a difference between kneeling down and bending over.2:45 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to juliaroy
  15. @dobata no problem! I've got your back. And your front.2:34 PM May 5th, 2008 from web in reply to dobata
  16. Hail Cinco de Mayo! Te Quiero! Ein Klein Arshemusik! Praise Me.12:33 PM May 5th, 2008 from web
  17. Worshiping a true God.11:52 AM Feb 13th, 2008 from web
  18. I sure will be. Right now I'm watching X-Play though. Sunday is my day and I'll probably go see Grindhouse.1:44 AM Apr 7th, 2007 from web
  19. How many of you guys are going to celebrate my immortal brutality on Sunday?1:44 AM Apr 7th, 2007 from web
  20. How you my children? Love me.1:42 AM Apr 7th, 2007 from web