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  1. @wecanBLURMYDICK as you command my child. 12:20 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to wecanBLURMYDICK
  2. @AngryPhotog Nothing ever changes. Oh God, I am so depressed... Molly 5:12 12:19 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to AngryPhotog
  3. @serataru My daughter, no man, or actor, is greater than Nathan Fillian. His work in Slither and Waitress are far superior to even my acting 4:30 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to serataru
  4. He who weareth a straight billed hat shall be labeled a blasphemer. No followers of the Christ shall wear these hats for they are ridiculous 11:17 AM Oct 19th from web
  5. @_KimboRocksz_ I feel I must state that he who hath girl pants is ugly. Especially mixed boys. No mixing shall be allowed in the kingdom 1:56 PM Oct 6th from web in reply to KimmCuhz
  6. @MuseLotus Stop this Muse, you are making me blush (Harry 3:34) 3:17 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to MuseLotus
  7. @DarthVader_ You worship a false god in the Emperor 3:16 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to DarthVader_
  8. @simply__couture As long as you stay a small indie girl, I shall hear all prayers and I shall visit upon resurrection 3:15 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to simply__couture
  9. @Diaz_22 They dress and act the same as indie boys but they have a few different organs 3:11 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to Diaz_22
  10. @MuseLotus If only I still lived in New Orleans. People lost faith around the time of the hurricane 3:08 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to MuseLotus
  11. @MuseLotus Absolutely my child 3:08 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to MuseLotus
  12. @simply__couture Jesus wishes he could use his frequent flyer miles to visit New York 3:07 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to simply__couture
  13. @MuseLotus If thou shun posers you shall rise to Heaven with me. If thou love -core, thou shall forever be poser 3:07 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to MuseLotus
  14. Jesus needs small indie girls to escort his reincarnation around Spokane 3:04 PM Oct 2nd from web
  15. Find Jesus some indie girls and ye shall be granted the love of God Larry 6:43 3:03 PM Oct 2nd from web
  16. @MuseLotus Posers shall burn in Hell. And I'm only talking about all the deathcore kids. This other Jesus shall too. 3:01 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to MuseLotus
  17. @Diaz_22 Even I doth not go there 2:54 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to Diaz_22
  18. @saiadeaciin And you are mine...Oo la la @Diaz_22 I have a place out in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho I tend to visit when I resurrect. 2:51 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to saiadeaciin
  19. Jesus says take it to the hole 2:44 PM Oct 2nd from web
  20. Jesus needs some small indie girls to go to coffee shops with him. 2:44 PM Oct 2nd from web