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  1. @Debbiedee5 I have an allergy to nuts! / You'd better get some shots. Both kinds. @skippynuts about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Debbiedee5
  2. @frak OK, you got away this time...but next time...watch out! @Daria67 about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to frak
  3. @Debbiedee5 The Newer Testament: The Gospel of Skippy, if it comes in a jar, eat it / But read the nutrition info first! @skippynuts about 8 hours ago from web in reply to Debbiedee5
  4. @skippynuts Love your new ID, Skippy! @Debbiedee5 about 8 hours ago from web
  5. @frak HA! Resistance is fertile! Er, I mean futile! @Daria67 about 8 hours ago from web in reply to frak
  6. @skippynuts sometimes I come in a jar- but hey, what do you expect? / Truth in advertising. Can we trust your label? @Debbiedee5 about 8 hours ago from web in reply to skippynuts
  7. @frak I feel I have jumped into the middle of something here/ LOL. And you can't jump back out! about 8 hours ago from web in reply to frak
  8. @Debbiedee5 are you still rock climbing? / I used a sledgehammer on it, so now it's a pile of gravel. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Debbiedee5
  9. RT @frak: Does your hubby know about this guy? @jesustweeters / He's in Alabama! Does he sing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd? @Debbiedee5 about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. RT @Debbiedee5: Please add those to the Gospel of Agnus... He's still dead! / LOL. That'll get a rise out of him... about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. @Debbiedee5 I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cuz it says, Hey I’m formal, but I like to party. / Imagination in overdrive? :) about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Debbiedee5
  12. RT @Debbiedee5: I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, cuz it says, Hey I’m formal, but I like to party. I like my Jesus to party. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: "Why couldn't Joseph have been the virgin?" about 8 hours ago from web
  14. @Debbiedee5 I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. He’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd / LMAO. "SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!" #MTS about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Debbiedee5
  15. RT @Debbiedee5: I like to picture Jesus with angel wings. He’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd & I’m in the front row hammered drunk. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. @terrysimpson your hubby was born around cactus - so mom in law was flocked / Immaculately! @Debbiedee5 about 9 hours ago from web in reply to terrysimpson
  17. @terrysimpson no snow here / Been using your Selsun Blue? @sueannesjewelry @Debbiedee5 about 9 hours ago from web in reply to terrysimpson
  18. #WhyMenCheat It's the only way they can win. about 9 hours ago from web
  19. @terrysimpson I'm flocked up / LOL. You should be locked up! :P Do Arizonans flock cacti for Xmas? @Debbiedee5 about 9 hours ago from web in reply to terrysimpson
  20. RT @cherpolator frosty-boxes. Love it. / Some think I am an ice chest; others think I have #anicechest. ;^) about 9 hours ago from web
  • Name Mrs. Christ
  • Location The Holy Land, where else?
  • Bio No, I am not a nun.
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