JesusNeedsNewPR
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Okay. Fasting from Twitter for a few hours. Must write.
14 minutes ago
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@ You'd have to ask them, but I think they're Christ followers with an appreciation for certain Buddhist ways of doing life...
16 minutes ago
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in reply to swilson0781
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@ @ You'd have to ask them, but I think they're Christ followers with an appreciation for certain Buddhist ways of doing life...
18 minutes ago
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in reply to jdxl
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RT @ Im Buddhist I guess Jesus wouldnt want 2 be my friend //Jesus loves Buddhists! In fact I know several Buddhist followers of Christ!
26 minutes ago
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@ It's coming. I haven't even gotten mine. Email me ur address. Only ur name is on the list right now.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to jasonboyett
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Another awesome born again t-shirt!
about 1 hour ago
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@ glad you added "of snow" to that tweet.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to SaintMateo
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@ That's awesome!
about 1 hour ago
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RT @: @ my office has already told us that we should plan on working from home.
about 1 hour ago
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And don't tell @ that 1-3 inches of snow is nothing!!! He really wants to go sledding. :)
about 1 hour ago
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Last time Nashville got 3 inches, an apocalypse happened on rt. 70. In a 3.5 mile stretch, I counted 32 cars in ditch or side of the road
about 1 hour ago
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RT @ artisticdork haha! 1-3" thats nothing!//I know that. I'm from the East Coast. But don't tell Nashville. I like watching them scurry.
about 1 hour ago
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@ thanks, but i actually love you in a completely weird way. gosh, this is awkward. :) Happy day!
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to seanmurphy07
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NASHVILLE RESIDENTS: A blizzard of 1-3 inches of REAL snow is coming!!! AND I just left Kroger--toilet paper is almost gone! HURRY.
about 1 hour ago
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Hey @! I love you too man! :)
about 2 hours ago
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Reading advance copy of "Hear No Evil" from @ -- thanks! The scene with Jack White in the made me LOL. /via @
about 5 hours ago
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RT @ Ive decided that if @ were British - he'd be Stewie from the Family Guy//What have you heard?!
about 11 hours ago
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@ most of it. but most of the people being objectified are pretty, skinny, wannabe actors with agents... just a little different..
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to m_dy
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@ i was being serious. i didn't want u to think i was ignoring u, which sometimes leads to less than thrilling tweets... :)
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to somelutheranguy
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@ that line was HILARIOUS
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to somelutheranguy
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- Name Matthew Paul Turner
- Location Nashville, TN
- Web http://jesusneeds...
- Bio speaker, writer, humorist, & author of Churched and the forthcoming Hear No Evil. I dream of having my own radio show.
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