JesusFucking
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"perhaps all future crime reporting should mention each perpetrator's religious influences. 'A Methodist, the alleged...' " - @
2:22 PM Nov 6th
from Seesmic
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"I wonder if each article about the shooting at Ft. Hood would include the shooter's religion if he were Baptist." - @
2:20 PM Nov 6th
from Seesmic
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"If No God were trending, it would be necessary to retweet him." - Voltaire (i see right through you, @)
9:21 AM Oct 21st
from Seesmic
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@ i'm always with you, my son. [....] yes, even then. especially then.
12:07 PM Sep 13th
from twhirl
in reply to YoungSeven
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parenting tip: "You can use *guilt* to get a kid to do something. Here I thought guilt only worked to get people to love you." - @
12:03 PM Sep 13th
from twhirl
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"They say misery loves company. They also say God made Man in his own image." - @
12:24 PM Aug 18th
from twhirl
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"The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World" is
12:16 PM Aug 18th
from twhirl
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Twitter has culled my flock of 250 spammers. להתראות!
6:01 PM Jul 24th
from twhirl
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"I bet other planets are really jealous that we were picked to host Jesus." - @
3:39 PM Jul 10th
from twhirl
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i love these new parables.
5:37 PM Jul 4th
from twhirl
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why did the chicken walk on water? to get to the . (The Lord needs a new laptop.)
5:36 PM Jul 4th
from twhirl
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i'd walk on water to see: "a Busby Berkeley production of Dante's 'Inferno'." (Robert B. Parker via @)
12:35 PM Jun 25th
from twhirl
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culling the flock.
6:34 PM Jun 6th
from web
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"I do not believe / Jesus was the first zombie / or I would be saved" - Gospel Of @
8:40 AM May 27th
from twhirl
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reading .
7:37 AM May 25th
from web
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getting karmic.
2:34 AM May 9th
from twhirl
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oh, i'm a fuckin' state of mind, alright. really.
8:18 PM May 6th
from twhirl
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@ define "real".
7:42 PM May 6th
from twhirl
in reply to oldude
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@ fuck, take a chill pill, dude. maybe you need a cleansing ritual in your life. (no offense, but you kinda stink of mortality.)
7:18 PM May 6th
from twhirl
in reply to oldude
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religious fundamentalists have brought mankind Christian Rock. now where are the Christian Comedians?
12:57 PM Apr 19th
from twhirl
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- Name Jesus Fucking Christ
- Location in your hearts and minds
- Bio i died a fucking long time ago. end of story.
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