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JesusChristFTM

  1. New blog in a few days on 'The sun, how it changes people and why it's decent'. Keep an eye out. about 13 hours ago via web
  2. That Azealia Banks is a dirty bastard. I'd love to strangle her, slam her then fucking blurt and spit on her grid. The little wrongin. about 13 hours ago via web
  3. Feel sorry for Mary later if she doesn't get the tea on. I'm on the Stella and game for dishing out a Chinese burn. twitter.com/JesusChristFTM… about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Filling the paddling pool with wine later when the birds come around. I'll leave it for now though, disciples are practicing front crawl. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Let's get #BikiniForJee trending. all birds get your photos in. Yes. #WankBank about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Ay girl, stop posting that same photo of yourself, we know it's sunny and you once went to the beach but pack it in now. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Moses' hair goes blonde in the sun. The little fucking sponk head. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Finger banging on Family Guy there. Scouse that. 3:47 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. What the fuck is that EuroVision? I've seen better singers in The Croc on a Sunday.. that are fucking bladdered. 2:31 PM May 26th via web
  10. Andy Carroll's got the pace of a fucking Llama. 12:45 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Giving Moses bare-arse because he couldn't do 5 keep-ups. He shouted 'no blammies'. Fuck off Mo, this is getting toey'd right at your ring. 12:16 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Fucking great weather for the #CircoBoat. Rather be on that than Noahs creature filled Ark any day. @Circo_Liverpool 11:15 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name JesusChristFTM
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  • Bio The main man, i share bread, drink wine and get women pregnant. Every now and then i fuck the matrix. Judas is a snitch. FTM. http://jesuschristftm.blogspot.com
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