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p0ps
After playing a dozen versions of this song - here's the winner! Carla Thomas rips it! http://blip.fm/profile/p0ps...
02:57 PM September 07, 2008
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TheLaughingImp
@Jestutripup Blink. Blink blink. Rub. Sniffle. Rub. Blow. So much fun. God has sent tiny assassins in the air to take me out.
10:49 AM September 07, 2008
from Twinkle
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mikemorrow
Sarah Palin forwards all her PR emails to Merlin.
11:56 AM September 04, 2008
from Hahlo
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jefferyharrell
Having the Internet go out on me in the middle of porn-surfing fucking sucks. Comcast just cock-blocked me.
04:48 PM September 02, 2008
from web
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thedayhascome
They say the key to a successful marriage is communication.
I say it's letting yourselves go so badly no one would ever want either of you.
06:14 PM September 01, 2008
from web
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Tony_D
The nice Red Cross man said they needed fresh blood immediately. So I punched him square in the nose. Problem solved!
07:23 AM August 29, 2008
from twitterrific
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Mike_FTW
Whenever Joe Biden stands next to Barack he should have to wear a large clock around his neck and shout "Yeah, boiiiii!"
07:38 PM August 28, 2008
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CcSteff
He lured me to the bedroom, saying "I'm naked on the bed." Turns out he was jumping on the bed wearing nothing but black socks. DO NOT WANT.
03:04 PM August 20, 2008
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vmarinelli
Attempting to break habit of cussing in front of kids. "Son of a porcupine" when it's bad. "Son of a porcupine's mother" when it's horrific.
01:56 PM August 16, 2008
from web
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ZipDirtyLaundry
Fishing isn't fishing. It's tricking and killing.
01:29 PM August 14, 2008
from web
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ZipDirtyLaundry
I'm about to kick my internet in the face.
02:55 AM August 14, 2008
from Spaz
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ZipDirtyLaundry
just downloaded the music video to "take on me." mmmm 80's. the blog post tomorrow shall be epic, for I am now inspired.
11:07 PM August 13, 2008
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detrick
Kings of comedy to remember Bernie Mac on Larry King 2 nite http://snurl.com/3fh5n
04:38 PM August 12, 2008
from twhirl
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DTwain
I've got a bod for business and a head for sin.
07:38 AM August 04, 2008
from web
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Ihnatko
If one day all the booze in the world disappeared, it'd be as though 5 million Twitter souls cried out at once...and then fell silent.
07:00 AM August 03, 2008
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jjprojects
Lots of people eh? And yeah, I'm talking big picture, not one task. Working out what "it"is can be half the battle too.
06:17 AM August 03, 2008
from iTweet
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modernmami
my daughter is currently "rocking" to Heart's Barracuda
05:49 AM August 03, 2008
from TwitterFox
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