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  1. exclaims, "Holy S&M Batman!" "Thanks," says Adam Lambert. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. wonders if anyone else realizes that "21 Guns" is just a remake of Neil Young's "Heart of Gold." Total ripoff. I expect more, Billy Joe. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. thinks Timbaland and Janet Jackson must have the same personal trainer who apparently died earlier this year. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. wants to see Eminem naked. No need for him to talk or rap, though. That would ruin it. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. wants to know when Whitney Houston found the time with a crack addiction to go to the William Shatner School of Ef-ed Up Phrasing... about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @TheCosmicJester Whitney Houston is on now... Better pull up a chair. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to TheCosmicJester
  7. asks, "How do you distract people are are staring at your crotch looking for a peen?" "Slap a floppy fabric triangle on it," says Lady Gaga. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. asks, "How do you put on a great AMA performance?" "Kick ass, take names, look hot, sing great," answered Carrie Underwood. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @Admish Blanket will just say, "call me rich." about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Admish
  10. would have also accepted, "Have stupid hair" as an answer from Rhianna. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. asks, "How do you draw attention away from the fact that you sound like shit?" "Shoot laser beams from a revealing outfit," says Rhianna. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. @Admish Even "Blanket" isn't as stupid as "Jermajesty." about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Admish
  13. wishes naming his child "Jermajesty" was the strangest thing a Jackson had ever done. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. thinks Kate Hudson should give all that flat space on her chest back to Kansas. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. asks, "How do you record a hit song?" "Partner with someone more talented than I am and list random nouns over a drum track," says Jay Z. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. @crail00 yeah, it was one big ball of poo. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to crail00
  17. asks, "How do you draw attention away from the fact that you sound like a strangled goat when you sing?" "More Dancers," says Shakira. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. thinks Janet Jackson looks like she's eaten more than her fair share of back up dancers. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. just started the AMA's. Wanted a nice big buffer so he could fast forward through the crap. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  20. doesn't understand how SNL can have such a cute and talented host and yet still manage to suck the funny out of a room. Sigh. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie