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Jesstever

  1. South park may or may be the funniest show ever
  2. Hahahaha marijuana and KFC got switched
  3. Could I get induced with cancer in time to get a referral for the Ziggy Marley concert on saturday? #southpark
  4. @KlunkyM0nkey lol it was so cute
  5. Houdini is definitely where it's at
  6. I have some weird suspicion about david blaine right now
  7. BRITTANY KLUNK do you remember when you had a juke?!!
  8. Juke? Hahahaha
  9. I didn't know credit cards were that easily excepted
  10. Saves time and suspicion
  11. Smoking in the shower >>>>>>
  12. Except for the band Cake
  13. I've never liked cake all my life
  14. Goddamn just because I don't want a piece of cake my parents think I'm trying to starve myself or some shit
  15. You can't have your cake and eat it too
  16. @SeanPeeling I mean I guess haha can you get drunk from alcohol soaking into your skin? But anyway beer is excellent for your hair & skin
  17. @SeanPeeling no sean they serve you i've cold beer while you're soaking in hot as fuck beer hahaha you don't drink what you swim in
  18. Beer hot tub? Hell yeah I'm in
  19. "Woah, it bit me" -my dad talking about the dvd player